The Dessert Police
Episode Date: February 14, 2022Things you can say while you're cleaning the house and also in the bedroom, and a pun to overtake all puns!!! Love ya, Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...
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926 episodes transcribedThings you can say while you're cleaning the house and also in the bedroom, and a pun to overtake all puns!!! Love ya, Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...
My neighbours are at it again and they're happy to celebrate Valentines Day. Plus - did I buy Ryan a shit gift or not?! Love ya! T xxx Check out our P...
Empowering each other and our TARPers talking about our weird body quirks, and talking about Zombieland. Love ya!!! T x Check out our Patreon at patre...
Showering with your partner, my amazing fact, and a love triangle that we need your advice on! Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...
Thanks to our friends at Ecosa - Ryan and I are finally in bed together! Things you can say while you're online shopping, and also in the bedroom! And...
We don't often give dating advice but this is essential. Plus the audio queen returns and Ryan's lost his wallet but THIS TIME!!! It's not his fault!...
Shockingly, the Thursday ep got weird! Hehe we chat about Inglorious Basterds and open up the Dunn Lodge-isitics Travel Agency. Love ya! T xx Check ou...
The best normal or nah ever, plus we learn which room the bath should go in, and all about a sexy first kiss. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at p...
How we like the aircon, and things you can say in THE restaurant and the bedroom! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, a...
She's back on the air with a Covid update and some feedback from last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...
Toni officially has the spicy cough but the show must go on! Hear about mums who clean, kids asking sex questions and midwives give advice to new fath...
It's finally happened. COVID has made its way into TARP land, Taubsland and the Torberone Empire. When you had the spicy cough, did you crave or buy a...
Your worst Zoom Call not-on-mute stories, and Ryan has accidentally broken his mate's trust. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...
We share some of your 'coming out' stories, and ask a normal or nah about group weeing situations. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.c...
Things you can say at a wedding and in the bedroom, and risking everything for free shipping! Love ya! Toni Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...
The moment we've all been waiting for: The final nipple update! And your best condom stories. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...
FINALLY - we get to the bottom of the towel that was on Ryan's bottom. Ya love to see it! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...
Two things I bet your never expected to see in the same sentence - but it might be something that saves your one night stand! Love ya! Toni xxx Check...
How can you accidentally shave something, you ask? Ryan has found a way!! Plus things you can say to a Delivery Driver and in the bedroom, and my (Ton...
I went to call this episode 'sleeping with celebrities' which was a bit more low-key, but we'd already done it 😅 We also chat about some feedback. Lo...