Distractible

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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I Was Wrong...

Episode Date: October 25, 2021

The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more abou...

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Dangerous Coasters

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn...

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Dating Advice

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around....

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Lies From Parents

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told th...

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Life Plan

Episode Date: September 27, 2021

The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse… Learn more about...

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King of Meat

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats...

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Dreams & Nightmares

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. Learn more abo...

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How Dare You

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance...

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Oh Sh*t Moments

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

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How to Make a Best Friend

Episode Date: August 23, 2021

The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Future

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate?...

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Happy Funerals

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a...

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Kids Are Stupid

Episode Date: August 2, 2021

The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it wi...

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Perfect Crime

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

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Synchronicity

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

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Hold My Beer

Episode Date: July 12, 2021

Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

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Conventions

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to biza...

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Bob's Fridge

Episode Date: June 28, 2021

Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Supernatural

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about...

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Fake Tech

Episode Date: June 14, 2021

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if...