Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
528 episodes transcribedTormaline, Dragon Teen, is having a quarter millennia crisis.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiTormaline: Zach R...
A Nibblebottom townie makes friends with the boys.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSkeek: Seth MorrisMysterious...
Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSpintax: Charlie McCrackinMys...
Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore meet a terrifying undead queen.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiRed Queen Merzia: Jan...
Polposh the Wise is an adorable seven year old trying to recruit men to join his army.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Ad...
Kalhaxorus the Grim, a ghostly death knight in a suit of armor, returns to cause trouble and mooch drinks.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore:...
Momo, the Mouse with Human Strength, is determined to be hired as security for the Wizard Choice Awards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: M...
A visit to Fingaria in search of the powerful warrior Krom.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiKrom the Fingarian:...
Arnie invites Activia Barleyfoot to the tavern in hopes of sparking a grand reunion with her father Otok.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore:...
A selkie asks for help killing the man that stole her skin.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiDearbhla O'Roan: Br...
The Foon Mittens League may be back as commission Larry Birdman makes a surprise visit.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: A...
There's a giant Flower mascot in this Magic Tavern amusement park, but is there a person inside?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt Youn...
A dimension-hopping accident leads to a world where Hello from the Magic Tavern is so popular it has its own theme park.CreditsArnie: Arnie N...
Little Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a competitive eater in the waiting room of an Earth hospital.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt Yo...
Returning to 1989 Ohio, Usidore and Chunt get 13-year old Arnie's help to save adult Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChun...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The Baron and Dripfang meet a dwarf, working to save his family, deep in the bowels of Ca...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Will Usidore and Arnie help or hinder this musical masterpiece? Yeah, I'd assume "hinder"...
An emergency requires the help of Honey Vandershrimp, concierge of Castle Nowhere.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal R...
The boys are visited by one of the Sunfolk of the South seeking guidance from the Greatest Warrior in Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore...
Mira Mirror returns and shares some hard-learned life lessons.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMira Mirror: Nic...
