Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
537 episodes transcribedWe return to the tavern the Ruffled Feather, on the outskirts of Hogsface, and its new owner is Flower the talking flower.CreditsArnie: Arnie...
Returning to Hogsface means crossing the Ashit Bridge and dealing with Clovis the bridge troll.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUs...
Aggie Thistlefield runs a rescue shelter for difficult to handle animal familiars. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Usidore, Chunt, and Arnie head to the woods for some rest and relaxation.You can support...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Crusher, Punches, and Ma are on prisoners on a chain gang and the only way out? Time trav...
Sendor Mailmanmen is a mailman with no magical powers but a troubling curse.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSe...
Salkataur the Abomination was created to destroy a demon king. But what does he do now?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: M...
Extraordinary Boris, the ruler of the land animals, has summoned Chunt and demands he give up his shapeshifting abilities. Will he?CreditsArn...
We climb to the top of a mountain to ask Radisson Cawthorn, the magical crow, life's most important questions.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChun...
Prentice Medway, the Poultice Maker, is missing some important ingredients for his magical salves.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rifa...
There's more than one Soulwalker trapped in this prison and they all want to kill Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore:...
Benedict Whisperbrew, the former Court Eunuch for the Belaroths, has been imprisoned for crimes against the arts.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampC...
Foofina the Snake Princess wants to help Arnie, Usidore and Chunt survive prison by making them her minions. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt...
The Freshgrave Twins are in prison awaiting trial and they're eager to share some shady business opportunities. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampCh...
The Death Knight teaches Arnie, Usidore, and Chunt how to work in the cafeteria.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt You...
As Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore adjust to life as prisoners in the Topless Tower, Sweet Prince Vantis arrives to show them the ropes.CreditsArni...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Flower, Momo, and Gianessa head out on a vacation cruise.You can support the show directl...
The boys search for answers about the missing villains by visiting Claudia the Witch!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Mat...
Nicholas Fump returns for a second attempt at exacting his revenge on Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young...
Recorded live at Club Fugazi as part of San Francisco Sketchfest. The King's Chronicler visits to discuss his chronicling process and he brin...
