Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
552 episodes transcribedThe mostly evil Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth returns looking for someone’s life force to suck out.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...
Lady Dowager is a four time winner of Foon's Most Eligible Widow and she's angling for a fifth win.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rif...
A man with a ghoul for a hand crashes Chunt for Red October, the yearly blood drive for vampires.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rifai...
The acting troupe the Cockticklers are back but tough times in Foon have reduced them to doing... sponsored content!CreditsArnie: Arnie Nieka...
Arnie, Chunt and Usidore catch up on the progress of all their schemes. Arnie has a big plan that could maybe change everything.CreditsArnie:...
Arnie has a monster living under his bed named Grumby that wants to crawl into his mouth.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore:...
We pay a visit to Grossland, the rundown mansion of Aaaangus the Bard.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAaaaaang...
Fluff the Squirrel is back and he has an insatiable thirst for blood.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFluff the...
Usidore uses magic to summon items from Earth that are both wondrous and annoying. Recorded live at Arts at the Armory in Somerville, MA on J...
A shopping trip in Hogsface leads to a shocking run-in with someone we won't reveal in the episode description.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChu...
Automa-Tawny the Automaton Townie is a clockwork robot that's a local in every town. She was also the winner of this year's March Magic brack...
Honk the Assassin is back and you won't believe what he's... okay, fine, he's trying to kill Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rif...
Five Finger Wolfman, the gambler-turned-werewolf, has a new plan to eat a grandma.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Y...
Windsprinkle the Unicorn is back to apologize for his terrible behavior in the past and share some new bad ideas for the future.CreditsArnie:...
Usidore summons a version of Tomblain Belaroth from before he was a king and before he wanted to kill Arnie. Recorded live in New York City a...
We return to the tavern the Ruffled Feather, on the outskirts of Hogsface, and its new owner is Flower the talking flower.CreditsArnie: Arnie...
Returning to Hogsface means crossing the Ashit Bridge and dealing with Clovis the bridge troll.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUs...
Aggie Thistlefield runs a rescue shelter for difficult to handle animal familiars. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Usidore, Chunt, and Arnie head to the woods for some rest and relaxation.You can support...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Crusher, Punches, and Ma are on prisoners on a chain gang and the only way out? Time trav...
