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Episode Date: October 21, 2026Surber has a new toyWorld Series previewSpencer builds a case against the 24-team playoff, not that it'll matter!Dirt track racing genres, exploredTea...
The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.
758 episodes transcribedSurber has a new toyWorld Series previewSpencer builds a case against the 24-team playoff, not that it'll matter!Dirt track racing genres, exploredTea...
Lads talk about a new concert film from The LadsMike Elko, please don't argue with a message boardJon Sumrall has committed an unforgivable sinArch Ma...
Audiophiles, we are here to upset you even more than usual this weekSome ideas to make NFL disaster tourism porn even worseCarrie Underwood feet discu...
A humiliating lack of ball knowledge once again derails a Senate hearingThis is PJ Fleck's becoming fyiAuburn espionage (more than the usual amount of...
It's "Which coaches are in fandoms" versus "Is Scott Satterfield a good coach" for the "Is Wario a libertarian" title beltVideo games have aged usKama...
ICYMI: Moon flatICYMI: Money = Feel Better ButtonBoosters should be fireableRaking through the rank unpleasantness of the past 72 hours or so in an at...
Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and...
We did at one point have a plan for todayHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. T...
Can you name the Las Vegas Raider you'd least advise to get in a fight? How about the Raider you'd least want to fight yourself? Okay, so those two gu...
A French artillery lesson, about buttsHow to tell the Fullcast hosts apart (it's based on how long since each of us has played Wave Race)Whole crew pr...
0:15 "Why are you scared? I love games!"6:37 "Why can't I do this?"7:41 "By the way, Ryan, fuck you"9:04 "I wanna die, this is awful"9:34 "I ask the q...
00:37 "Spencer let's get this out of the way right away"03:12 "I recognize this is further derailment"19:01 "Spencer, we'll get to you"21:48 "So there...
This episode contains spoilers for the movie Signs (2002)Early CFB '27 thoughtsIf it's summer, you know we're getting cycling updates from Cap'n Surbe...
We try to figure out how Travis Kelce filled twenty minutes of wedding vowsDoes the Sun have a smell?Does Doctor Octopus just need a really good shamp...
Ryan receives the news of Surber's earthly demise with mild concernSpencer joins the ocean floor aristocracyThis leads inevitably to snack protein dis...
Gronk as labor iconCoyote Negroni SeasonSorsby Industries Scorned(sby)Our opponents don't want to build thunder mountainsHere's what bothers us about...
Spencer behind enemy onlinesPresident bad at poolJelly Roll divorce discourseThe Sorsby thing again, sureThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is...
Ryan’s more Metal Gear than man nowSorsby case thoughts: We have some!Sure, let's try shunning to fix NCAA issues; it's not like anything else is work...
Holly's Welsh doppelgänger's brother's potential future landlord is having trouble with his emailRestaurant personnel taxonomyHouse fuckery for everyb...
NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington WizardsLane Kiffin Was Right (weird!)Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!)Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry...