Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Comedy

Death on a date 💀

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

One of the worst things that could happen on a date - a death. And a verrryyyy relatable normal or nah. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon...

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Working with Dizzee Rascal

Episode Date: February 20, 2022

We try and strike a celebrity deal, a Bagel faux pas and your pork sword feedback. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and...

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Cosplay at the gas station

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

We argue about Ryan's top three facts and talk about the DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS you've ever heard. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

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The Pork Sword

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

We talk about 'Pork Swords' and gripes with the Post Office. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join o...

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The Dessert Police

Episode Date: February 14, 2022

Things you can say while you're cleaning the house and also in the bedroom, and a pun to overtake all puns!!! Love ya, Toni xx Check out our Patreon a...

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Balcony bangers are back

Episode Date: February 13, 2022

My neighbours are at it again and they're happy to celebrate Valentines Day. Plus - did I buy Ryan a shit gift or not?! Love ya! T xxx Check out our P...

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The greatest fact EVER!

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

Showering with your partner, my amazing fact, and a love triangle that we need your advice on! Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

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FINALLY in bed together

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

Thanks to our friends at Ecosa - Ryan and I are finally in bed together! Things you can say while you're online shopping, and also in the bedroom! And...

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Don't say this on a date

Episode Date: February 6, 2022

We don't often give dating advice but this is essential. Plus the audio queen returns and Ryan's lost his wallet but THIS TIME!!! It's not his fault!...

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Who made it weird?

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

Shockingly, the Thursday ep got weird! Hehe we chat about Inglorious Basterds and open up the Dunn Lodge-isitics Travel Agency. Love ya! T xx Check ou...

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Our first kiss 💋

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

The best normal or nah ever, plus we learn which room the bath should go in, and all about a sexy first kiss. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at p...

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Your partner HATES this

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

How we like the aircon, and things you can say in THE restaurant and the bedroom! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, a...

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WE'RE BACK BABY!

Episode Date: January 30, 2022

She's back on the air with a Covid update and some feedback from last week. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

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I thought I was on mute 😬

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

Your worst Zoom Call not-on-mute stories, and Ryan has accidentally broken his mate's trust. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

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Four weddings and a bedroom

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

Things you can say at a wedding and in the bedroom, and risking everything for free shipping! Love ya! Toni Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...