Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Rough and Ready!

Episode Date: December 12, 2021

I (Toni) need your advice on what to take to a family Christmas, we cover when to return a gift, and we explain Lara's Bingle. Love ya T xxx Check out...

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Porkin' Peter Pan

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

Workplace Secret Santa, Shrek 2, and another dirty Disneyland story. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

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Meet Toni's Finance Team

Episode Date: December 7, 2021

What started as an innocent Normal or Nah, has turned into a true sledge-fest. We also talk about our new friend Sunny and her hobbies, and workplace...

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Lara Bingle!

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

Things you can say on the Golf Course and in the Bedroom, I get yelled at by a waiter, and LARA BINGLE. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon....

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Sex with listeners

Episode Date: December 5, 2021

Ryan has been up to no good with listeners, and I tackle another round of Audio Queen! Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...

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Ryan Ridin' Dirty

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

Ryan's wearing a G-String, and we FINALLY watched American Psycho! We also chat with our #1 TARPer Trilby! Love ya! T x Learn more about your ad choic...

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Crotchless Underwear Caution

Episode Date: November 28, 2021

My laugh's alter-ego Mr Wheezy is back after this round of Internet Mishaps, and something terrible happened to me when I tried to train for our runni...

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Who's the Jerk?

Episode Date: November 24, 2021

Ryan is an absolute TURKEY as asks me who I think is a jerk out of him and someone else... (it will always be him) WE ALSOOOOO talked about The Dark K...

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Storming Out of a Restaurant

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

We all know how incredibly awkward it can be when you're at a restaurant and you're not super jazzed with the vibe... but would you do what Ryan did?!...

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Dirty in DisneyLand

Episode Date: November 21, 2021

You won't beliiieevveeee what I did in Disneyland! Am I headed straight to PRISON?!?!?! Love you! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...

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Come Over for a Flog

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

Happy FOURTH EPISODE OF THE WEEK! How are we possibly doing it?! Very sexy and verryyyyyy cool. Reviews of She's The Man, Ryan stitching up a housemat...

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The Family Spew Bowl

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

Please don't lie to us and say this isn't normal, because we know you had one too!!! Another round of Normal or Nah coming your way - and make sure yo...

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The WORST WAY to Shop Online

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

I'm feeling very attacked here, but I'm worried it might be valid! Alsoooo things you can say as a cop and also in the bedroom. Love u Check out our P...

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Squirting in an Uber

Episode Date: November 14, 2021

Something terrible happened to me (Toni) in the back of an Uber - and I'm being tested on my knowledge of other countries AGAIN. Love ya! Check out ou...

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Poetry from the Heart

Episode Date: November 7, 2021

Ryan has written a beautiful poem for us - and we also have some feedback and Audio Queen Round 2. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...