Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The WORST WAY to Shop Online

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

I'm feeling very attacked here, but I'm worried it might be valid! Alsoooo things you can say as a cop and also in the bedroom. Love u Check out our P...

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Squirting in an Uber

Episode Date: November 14, 2021

Something terrible happened to me (Toni) in the back of an Uber - and I'm being tested on my knowledge of other countries AGAIN. Love ya! Check out ou...

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Poetry from the Heart

Episode Date: November 7, 2021

Ryan has written a beautiful poem for us - and we also have some feedback and Audio Queen Round 2. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

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Ryan's Real Estate Rant

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

Ryan HATES something he's seen in houses and he needs to get it off his chest! And I have to complain about something too. Shocker. Love you so much!!...

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Flushing the Toilet & Easy A

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

I've realised I do something that affects the household, and we talk about things you can say in the Gym and the Bedroom. Love you! Check out our Patr...

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The Audio QUEEN

Episode Date: October 31, 2021

Now I know YOU know that I (Toni) write these descriptions, so the title seems reaaalllllyyyy self indulgent but JUST. YOU. WAIT. We also talk about b...

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Manscaping Mishaps

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

We hear your BEST home-grooming mishaps and I need to know how far is too far to go for your partner. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

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WE VS THE WORLD

Episode Date: October 25, 2021

Engagement rings, quizzes and things you can say in the car, and also in the bedroom. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

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Socks in the Bedroom

Episode Date: October 24, 2021

Ryan wants to know about how we all feel about socks in the boudoir, and I have a stigma to break with us Melburnians coming out of lockdown FINALLY....

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A Life-Changing Phonecall

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

How to NOT act in a massage, a bad first date, and maybe a career change for little old me...? Love ya!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

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Birthdays & Bedroom Chat

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Ryan and I have STRONG opinions on adult birthdays. Plus, things you can say in the BEDROOM and also to a tradie. Love ya Check out our Patreon at pat...

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Awkward Tradie Encounters

Episode Date: October 17, 2021

I need to chat about things people hated but came around to in the end, and Ryan has a belter of a story about how hard being a celebrity is when Trad...

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Trapped in a Cave

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

Another TERRIBLE first date story to share, plus I need to know what you would grab if your house was on fire because Taubs has done an awful job at o...

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Getting Frisky on Zoom

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

Ryan and I are chatting about the movie Bride Wars today - and also we tackle the big issues: What you could say on a Work Zoom Call and also in the b...

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Sexy Hospitals

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

We need to chat about Kath and Kim, and also things you can say in a Hospital, and also in the Bedroom. Also we started a Patreon!!! You can find it a...