Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I thought I was on mute 😬

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

Your worst Zoom Call not-on-mute stories, and Ryan has accidentally broken his mate's trust. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

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Four weddings and a bedroom

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

Things you can say at a wedding and in the bedroom, and risking everything for free shipping! Love ya! Toni Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonia...

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Flashing your colleagues

Episode Date: January 16, 2022

The moment we've all been waiting for: The final nipple update! And your best condom stories. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

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The towel is 'fine'

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

FINALLY - we get to the bottom of the towel that was on Ryan's bottom. Ya love to see it! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...

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Condoms and a meat pie

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

Two things I bet your never expected to see in the same sentence - but it might be something that saves your one night stand! Love ya! Toni xxx Check...

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A rich tapestry of culture

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

I'm going to talk to you alllll about Aussie culture (?) and Ryan needs to know, who is the BULLY?!?! Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

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Coming out at Christmas

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

Please tell me you read the title Coming out at Christmas to the tune of 'taaaaking care of business'. Just me? Cool. Normal or Nah and some ruined Ch...

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Obnoxious new Toni

Episode Date: January 3, 2022

Apparently I'm obnoxious now, but in my eyes nothing has changed. Also things you can say in a Library and also in the bedroom! Love ya, T xxx Check o...

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The numbers are in!

Episode Date: January 2, 2022

We promised you all LAST YEAR that we would call Ryan's hairdresser if we hit a certain number of members of our Patreon - and the results are in. Lov...

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HR doesn't want j😱zz

Episode Date: December 29, 2021

You get to meet Comedy Carmody, hear an ATROCIOUS first date from Dr Kelly and a bit of a shit story too. Love ya so much - thanks for all of your sup...

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The Loudest Moan

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

A couple of Normal or Nah's, and the best thing to happen to the bedroom since 1000 thread count sheets: Toni Lodge. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at...

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Who wants kids?

Episode Date: December 27, 2021

Round 2 of Dream chat from me, and things you can say in a supermarket, and also in the bedroom. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

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Pre-Paid Anus

Episode Date: December 26, 2021

Another grooming mishaps story - and my very expensive car wash mistake. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...

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Fun in a Float Tank

Episode Date: December 22, 2021

I've gotten myself into an awkward situation, and Ryan and I exchange our Secret Santa gifts!!! Our last ep before Christmas - so love you all LOADS a...

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Stages of Friendship

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

A question on a stage of friendship that Ryan and I don't even have yet!!!! Also we talk about our movie of the week - Home Alone! Love ya! Toni xxx C...