Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
529 episodes transcribedCap'n Loraina Bones stops by to talk about being a pirate, loving gossip and having a missing ship.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rif...
The evil skinny dogs are back and this time they have a shop selling evil goods.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt You...
The Cockticklers acting troupe is in town with the latest production starring Michael Gunch and Winky Silks.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt:...
The gambling parlors are setting odds on the next ruler of the Northeast, with a little help from master gambler Five Finger Flint Gustoon.Cr...
The search for Prince Tomblain leads to the secret lair of Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, who is still plotting her brother's death.Credi...
Benedict Whisperbrew, the former Court Gossip to Queen Titannia, is back in Northeastia and is almost certainly up to something.CreditsArnie:...
A walk through the city of Northeastia leads to a run-in with Flower, who has recently moved there to follow her dreams.CreditsArnie: Arnie N...
Prince Tomblain Belaroth encounters some unexpected competition from Dartholomew the Boy King.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsi...
Traveling to the North East leads to a secret carriage with a secret traveler who just might be Prince Tomblain Belaroth.CreditsArnie: Arnie...
A mysterious stranger takes an interest in Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBarbara: Krystina ArielleM...
At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord...and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!CreditsArnie: Ar...
It's finally time to visit the tiny tavern hidden inside Usidore's hat.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysteri...
The creepy twins, Jayme and Sayme Ragoon are back and this time they're not alone. Also, they're in a cave for some reason.CreditsArnie: Arni...
A strange tavern keeper is oddly invested in the weird things going on around town.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...
Kalahaxorus the Grim, an evil spirt in a suit of armor reflects on his life's purpose.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Ma...
Prince Bartholomew Mylph visits to share the tale of his terrible curse.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrince...
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A shopping trip to stock up on new weapons leads to an unusual blacksmith named Sylvia.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: M...
Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJamil...
A night of tavern-hopping with a king, a wet rag and a lizard.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKing Zachy: Zach...
