Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
505 episodes transcribedArnie, Matt, and Adal discuss the earliest live Tavern shows.This is the beginning stretch of a bonus episode from the Hello from the Magic T...
Arnie, Usidore and Chunt taste test Earth breakfast cereals.This is the beginning stretch of a bonus episode from the Hello from the Magic Ta...
A new era has dawned for Hello from the Magic Tavern. Usidore, Chunt, and Arnie are doing their own thing again. The podcast is now an indepe...
Season finale. Dripfang and the Soulwalker battle Momo, Krom and Blemish (and Usidore, Chunt and Carfoon Arnie) on a volcano!CreditsArnie: Ar...
Momo, Krom and Carfoon Blemish set sail on the quest to rescue Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the...
A Magic Mirror wants to start living her own life. Also, an imposter pretends to be Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore...
Prince Tomblain begins the ceremony to become King but his sister Princess Trachea is waiting to kill him.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: A...
A meeting with fancy little faun, Mister Chauncey, takes a strange turn when a large ominous creature shows up claiming to be Mister Chauncey...
The story of the Mysterious Man and Julie continues, this time within a transmission from the space adventure version of Arnie, along with hi...
Another cassette tape from 1989 Ohio, this time hosted by Julie, 13-year old Arnie's friend, who has a mysterious Future Hole in her backyard...
Prince Tomblain is torn between his love for the acorn Alice P. Corn and Rhiannon the milk maid.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiU...
Cordelia Stampot is a witch that grants wishes... for a price. And the first customer in line is Numbers Marlow a kid from a local gang.Credi...
Momo the Mouse and Gianessa the former Sheriff visit Flower in the big city of Northeastia for some drinking, bonding and fighting.CreditsFlo...
Prince Vantis, still crazed after being asleep for 100 years, stops by Northeastia to challenge Prince Tomblain for the Belaroth throne.Credi...
Good Tannakin (the adorable flying pig) is back in Foon after escaping the Mirror World and she's brought that dimension's good version of Bl...
A visit to the Unicorn Ranch leads to a meeting with Greg the Unicorn... who is very clearly a Pegasus.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...
Cap'n Loraina Bones stops by to talk about being a pirate, loving gossip and having a missing ship.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rif...
The evil skinny dogs are back and this time they have a shop selling evil goods.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt You...
The Cockticklers acting troupe is in town with the latest production starring Michael Gunch and Winky Silks.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt:...
The gambling parlors are setting odds on the next ruler of the Northeast, with a little help from master gambler Five Finger Flint Gustoon.Cr...
