Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!

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61 - Sheriff

Episode Date: May 9, 2016

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first fem...

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60 - Confidential Courier

Episode Date: May 2, 2016

This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide.CreditsArnie: Arnie N...

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59 - Dr. Ward

Episode Date: April 25, 2016

This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt...

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57 - Dreamclimber

Episode Date: April 11, 2016

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us!C...

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56 - Dungeon Guard

Episode Date: April 4, 2016

This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChad: David PasquesiMy...

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55 - Homunculus

Episode Date: March 28, 2016

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt:...

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54 - Witch

Episode Date: March 21, 2016

What's a polite word for hag?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerK...

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53 - Tom the Nominee

Episode Date: March 14, 2016

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his e...

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52 - One Year

Episode Date: March 7, 2016

It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night!CreditsArnie: Arnie Ni...

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51 - Baron Ragoon

Episode Date: February 26, 2016

This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon:Chri...

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Time Traveling Shills #2

Episode Date: February 23, 2016

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and rec...

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50 - Larry Birdman

Episode Date: February 19, 2016

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss...

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49 - Princess Phillipa

Episode Date: February 12, 2016

There's another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we'll get the real story on princess life.CreditsA...

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48 - DQ Returns

Episode Date: February 4, 2016

I'm going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D'athaniel Quen'yarvin. Maybe I'll say his name right this time.Credi...

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47 - Otok’s Quest

Episode Date: January 29, 2016

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.CreditsArnie: A...

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46 - Assassin

Episode Date: January 22, 2016

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni--wait, who's this guy at our table?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Y...

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45 - The First Jew of Foon

Episode Date: January 15, 2016

I've always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week's guest has the answer!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rifai...

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44 - Arnor the Warrior

Episode Date: January 7, 2016

We're joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he'll g...