Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
505 episodes transcribedWith Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, i...
Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermili...
I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.CreditsA...
She's here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's her...
Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.Credits...
This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rifai...
Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore:&n...
Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.CreditsArnie:&nb...
This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He's an elf.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD'...
I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming...CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampC...
Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between...
Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.CreditsArnie...
Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night!CreditsA...
Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is... a big guy.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: ...
I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface... and he's here to see me!C...
I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn't find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I'm feeling pretty homesick.CreditsArnie: Arnie N...
Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between...
I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt You...
I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name "Belaroth" sounds familiar.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt Y...
After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast....
