Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
520 episodes transcribedChunt here! Arnie's hung over so I'm hosting the podcast this week. Usidore's wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur to...
We've been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiU...
I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase "when pigs fly." One thing lead to another and I met this week's guest.CreditsArnie: Arnie Nie...
Sorry, everyone. I've been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Finger...
Earth. Stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerM...
The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they'r...
Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is con...
There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and e...
This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn't eat us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rif...
I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magica...
Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up.CreditsAr...
This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I'm not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.C...
Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see... us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to s...
I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where...
The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and rec...
With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, i...
Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermili...
I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.CreditsA...
She's here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's her...
Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.Credits...
