Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Comedy

Birthdays & Bedroom Chat

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Ryan and I have STRONG opinions on adult birthdays. Plus, things you can say in the BEDROOM and also to a tradie. Love ya Check out our Patreon at pat...

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Awkward Tradie Encounters

Episode Date: October 17, 2021

I need to chat about things people hated but came around to in the end, and Ryan has a belter of a story about how hard being a celebrity is when Trad...

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Trapped in a Cave

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

Another TERRIBLE first date story to share, plus I need to know what you would grab if your house was on fire because Taubs has done an awful job at o...

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Getting Frisky on Zoom

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

Ryan and I are chatting about the movie Bride Wars today - and also we tackle the big issues: What you could say on a Work Zoom Call and also in the b...

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Sexy Hospitals

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

We need to chat about Kath and Kim, and also things you can say in a Hospital, and also in the Bedroom. Also we started a Patreon!!! You can find it a...

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Sleeping with Celebrities

Episode Date: September 27, 2021

Today we need to chat about Mean Girls, and also how that ties into sleeping with a celebrity. Plus we cover what you can say during an EARTHQUAKE and...

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Aussie Sayings: EXPLAINED

Episode Date: September 26, 2021

We know that we basically don't speak English in Australia, so we thought we'd explain or TRANSLATE what we actually mean when we talk. Also I have a...

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Toni's Business Deal

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

There's something that I've been saying for a while is good, that Ryan disagrees with... THE CHICKEN DEBATE: KFC VS RED ROOSTER. Will we find a winner...

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What's your Sex Meal?

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

I'm SUCH an overachiever, I've coined a term and I didn't even REALISE!! Plus things you can say in the bedroom... AND at a Funeral. Have your say on...

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Pour some gravy on my breast

Episode Date: September 5, 2021

As always things get out of hand (sorry) and we talk about things you can say in two unlikely places, an annoying gripe Toni has with her partner and...

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Ryan's been caught CHEATING

Episode Date: August 31, 2021

I know what you're all thinking - how can it be?! You need to hear this one. Plus we chat about me needing to get a stylist (rude). Love u xxx Find #T...