Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1023 episodes transcribed
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Comedy

The numbers are in!

Episode Date: January 2, 2022

We promised you all LAST YEAR that we would call Ryan's hairdresser if we hit a certain number of members of our Patreon - and the results are in. Lov...

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HR doesn't want j😱zz

Episode Date: December 29, 2021

You get to meet Comedy Carmody, hear an ATROCIOUS first date from Dr Kelly and a bit of a shit story too. Love ya so much - thanks for all of your sup...

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The Loudest Moan

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

A couple of Normal or Nah's, and the best thing to happen to the bedroom since 1000 thread count sheets: Toni Lodge. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at...

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Who wants kids?

Episode Date: December 27, 2021

Round 2 of Dream chat from me, and things you can say in a supermarket, and also in the bedroom. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...

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Pre-Paid Anus

Episode Date: December 26, 2021

Another grooming mishaps story - and my very expensive car wash mistake. Love ya! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...

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Fun in a Float Tank

Episode Date: December 22, 2021

I've gotten myself into an awkward situation, and Ryan and I exchange our Secret Santa gifts!!! Our last ep before Christmas - so love you all LOADS a...

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Stages of Friendship

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

A question on a stage of friendship that Ryan and I don't even have yet!!!! Also we talk about our movie of the week - Home Alone! Love ya! Toni xxx C...

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Towel update 💩

Episode Date: December 19, 2021

Ryan told a story of something so FOUL and so CRAZY last week - so I (Toni) read your feedback. Love ya! x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

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Chatroom romance 🔥

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

We hear about dirt from Disneyland straight from the horse's mouth, we have another round of Normal or Nah, and some more MSN Messenger Mishaps. Love...

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Santa comes once a year 😏

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

Things you can say to Santa and in the bedroom, Ryan has another round of 'who's the jerk?' and I have a nipple update. Love ya! T x Check out our Pat...

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Rough and Ready!

Episode Date: December 12, 2021

I (Toni) need your advice on what to take to a family Christmas, we cover when to return a gift, and we explain Lara's Bingle. Love ya T xxx Check out...

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Porkin' Peter Pan

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

Workplace Secret Santa, Shrek 2, and another dirty Disneyland story. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

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Meet Toni's Finance Team

Episode Date: December 7, 2021

What started as an innocent Normal or Nah, has turned into a true sledge-fest. We also talk about our new friend Sunny and her hobbies, and workplace...

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Lara Bingle!

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

Things you can say on the Golf Course and in the Bedroom, I get yelled at by a waiter, and LARA BINGLE. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon....

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Sex with listeners

Episode Date: December 5, 2021

Ryan has been up to no good with listeners, and I tackle another round of Audio Queen! Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan,...

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Ryan Ridin' Dirty

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

Ryan's wearing a G-String, and we FINALLY watched American Psycho! We also chat with our #1 TARPer Trilby! Love ya! T x Learn more about your ad choic...