Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ANYTHING for a Tinder Date

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

Welcome to Wednesday, it's me just SLAYING with Audio Queen, and weird stuff our TARPers have heard during / after sex. Love ya!!! Toni xoxox Check ou...

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RYAN'S SPARE PANTS

Episode Date: November 20, 2022

WHYYYY on Earth would anyone need spare pants? hehehe and I fell over in the Paris of Indonesia. Love you!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreo...

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Maddy loves Ronald McDonald

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

Maddy MacRae (TikTok superstar) is co-hosting with us today and chiming in on your best normal or nah's and sharing a VERY McFunny story all about bei...

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Ryan's Double Bagging

Episode Date: November 13, 2022

I've got dating advice and Ryan's doing... what??? Love ya!! Toni xoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our F...

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Toni Drives Like Carla Conte

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

Ryan talks about taking too long (for the first time in his life) and turns out I'm an awful driver. Hahaha. Not in skill, but in attitude. Love ya!!...

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Toni Has News

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

TODAY IS BIG!!!! Hate to use a clickbaity title, but this is a DOOZY! Very exciting day, and NO SPOILERS but you may find this link handy if you live...

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More Google Translations

Episode Date: November 6, 2022

We've got more naughty google business, and we are MOVING TO FRANCE!!! Love you! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

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A Supportive Safe Space

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

Normal or Nah is a very safe space for everyone.... Until today. This has SENT me. LOVE YA! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make...

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Call Me On My Car Phone

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

Things take a bit of a strange turn today in terms of phones and fashion. Sorry. Hehe love you!! Toni xoxoxox Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton...

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TONI TO THE RESCUE

Episode Date: October 30, 2022

I'VE SAVED THE DAY!! (ALMOST!) And I rap about the spoooooooooooOOOky movie Hocus Pocus! Love you! Toni xxoxooxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

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Ryan's new LUST for life

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

Ryan has a surprise for us all. A WEIRD surprise but sort of sexy but definitely a bit weird. Hehehehe love you! Toni xoxox [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE...

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The Best Pickup Line

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

A truly HARROWING tale about dogs and freezers and uncles. Would not recommend to be honest, and it's my fucking podcast. Haha love ya!! Toni xo Check...