Bonus: Cheese and Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!) 2019

08: Fifty Like Xeet

In this episode we stroll down memory lane, play a game, and revisit our old Jake and Amir idea list.Advertise on Segments via Gumb...

07: Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!)

In this episode we discuss movies, live shows, and another rousing edition of Poetry or Noetry.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm...

06: Fake Ads

In this episode we discuss riddles, houses, and doggies.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...

05: Mystery Guest

04: New Restaurant

In this episode we discuss fatherhood, food, and Jake & Amir quotes. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at...

03: Jake's Poem

In this episode we discuss rice, impressions, movies, and the letter A.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

02: Fifty Like Tweet

Five new segments, one great episode: We chat old photos, dead artists, and going viral.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and C...

01: A New Hope/Podcast/Car

We're back! The debut of our new show "Segments" -- Five different parts, one amazing episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

Bonus: Bruised Penis (2019)

In this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumb...

Bonus: New Catchphrase (2019)

In this episode we discuss rock climbing, surveillance cameras, and our newest CAT-phrase.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumba...

Bonus: Quiet Sex (2019)

In this episode we discuss angry parents and library books. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Bonus: Monkey Butt (2019)

In this bonus video episode we discuss Amir's alter ego, Jake's childhood marriage, and why we always get sick on the road. Advertise on If I...

Bonus: Ear Holes (2019)

In this episode we discuss golfing, swimming, and whether or not it’s cool to accept an apology. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystu...

Bonus: Open Relationship (w/Jeff Rosenberg!) 2019

Our friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname. Advertise on If I Were You...

Bonus: Worst Text Ever (2019)

In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever. Adverti...

Bonus: Pranks (w/Geoffrey James!) 2018

Resident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks. Advertise on If I Were You via Gu...

Bonus: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!) 2018

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. Advertis...

Bonus: The Headbutt (2018)

Our first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements...

589: The End Is Here

Will Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You". Advert...