Lifeline

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

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177. Must Be Nice

Episode Date: September 14, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our...

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176. The Wild Wild Backseat

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our P...

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175. Double Wet

Episode Date: August 31, 2025

Today we're talking about dealing with the Gen Z stare, a female approach to a gym crush, accepting a gift when you've truly been a hero, and getting...

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174. Chat PB&J

Episode Date: August 24, 2025

Today we've got spin moves for a female gamer and for a Pakistani guy, judging people for their work ethic, a guy asks about "catching the 'vite", and...

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173. Krishna Birdie

Episode Date: August 17, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Pat...

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172. The Convincer

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patre...

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171. So Many Fortnights!

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patre...

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170. Katheryn Bigelow: Male Gigolo

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon...

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169. Boring Pills

Episode Date: July 13, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon i...

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168. The Green Episode

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is...

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167. Red Belt With the Minutiae

Episode Date: June 29, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is al...

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166. Spank It to Oblivion

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also...

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165. Whoops Upside your Head

Episode Date: June 15, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also t...

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164. Dr. Turnoff

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the...

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163. Foiled Again!

Episode Date: June 1, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the e...

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162. Never Come Clean

Episode Date: May 25, 2025

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161. He's a Eunuch

Episode Date: May 18, 2025

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160. Long-Term Rinky Dink

Episode Date: May 11, 2025

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159. We Built This City

Episode Date: May 4, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusi...

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158. The Depravtiy

Episode Date: April 27, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive...