Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.
334 episodes transcribedIt's Marie's birthday! So what do you do when it's your birthday and you're recording a podcast? You get yourself a gift. And what is the best gift? R...
Sam Taggart (Club Comic) is the Hitmaking Expert! His pulse-pounding hits have redefined how we discuss gyms, randos, and sports in club music and now...
Peter Smith (The Bongo Hour) is the Hosting Expert! And they are dropping the supreme wisdom that will transform you into the perfect host at your nex...
If you have a charger, a piece of gum, a hair tie, a tampon, a tv subscription password, and a ride home for Sydnee & Marie, they will be your fri...
Marie almost gets murdered and Syd learns that bus drivers don't give a damn about her anemic ass. What are Daddy issues? do they turn you into a stri...
Sydnee's pimp hand is reeeeal strong this week when she tries to convince Marie to join SugarDaddy.com. We've got new segments, sis! As usual, we're a...
What country in the world has the best food? What airline has the hottest flight attendants? whats the cheapest day to book a plane ticket?? We litera...
Marie has more mouse house drama and Syd is The Worlds Greatest friend. Maybe. Have you ever been in a sex dungeon? Do you eat food off of naked stran...
Sydnee meets her favs and fangirls OUT... Marie is not amused, but she was high AF. Lets talk about sex, which dicks in your past, don't count? were y...
Do you talk to your friends one way and then switch it up at work? Do you change your entire tone when talking to your parents?? Are you a big, black...
Have you ever gotten your toes sucked? Would you forgive a man for stalking you, if he bought you a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich?? Can you really bu...
We get an unexpected guest this week and almost have to shut the entire podcast down. This guest is an expert at being really disrespectful, making th...
Marie is going on $$$$ dates now and bags herself a "Gnocci Nigga." Sydnee sucks at texting and is officially and a supermodel. How old were you when...
In west Philadelphia born & raised Reggie Conquest tells us why the people in Philly were voted the ugliest people in America, where to get bomb a...
Singer, actress and voice artist Catherine Cohen is answering real questions this week: WTF is a sorority? Wheres the grossest place shes ever had sex...
PETTY - an immature person who habitually overreacts. Paris Sashay is teaching us how to quit our jobs in the messiest way, how to make a terrible san...
Marie is back in NY living her Hoecentennial DREAMS (hopefully none of the men listen to this episode). Sydnee learns what General Tso's "chicken" rea...
Are ya'll all caught up? Don't worry because we aren't. Totally recorded this a while ago but who gives a damn, the funny is still all here. Have you'...
A few more months until Summer. The ladies talk Cookouts with comedian Gordon Baker.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:ht...
Get into this episode. Originally we had Andrew Colin on to roast him for being a dog walker. Especially coming from a family that's financially succe...
