"The GROWN WOMAN Expert" with Shalewa Sharpe
Episode Date: March 9, 2018What does is it mean to be a grown woman? Is it being responsible? Knowing how to handle yours? Picking the right sex partner? Well on this episode we...
Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.
334 episodes transcribedWhat does is it mean to be a grown woman? Is it being responsible? Knowing how to handle yours? Picking the right sex partner? Well on this episode we...
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We finally have a wig intervention for Sydnee! Comedian Chloe Hillard keeps it ALL THE WAY REAL. We discuss who was a bully as a kid: Chloe. Marie or...
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Syd & Marie talk with comedian Jordan Temple as the Projects expert.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreve...
What's the easiest way to get punched in the face on the NYC Subway? We talk homeless comedians, what men should NOT wear on dates (cargo shorts + Ske...
Would people would rather be lonely OR be poor? We discuss being a Black man in boarding school, ordering amaretto sours on a first date and the diffe...
Can you use Yogurt as LUBE? Did you know that most women don't come from penetration? We talk about female ejaculation, how old we were when we lost o...
Can men be Instagram models? We're discussing how the media portrays women, foods you shouldn't eat before a threesome, fat kids that wear shirts in t...
Does Sydnee have diabetes? In this update episode, we're talking 4K cameras, expensive yeast infection, Viacom refusing to pay comedians and a hair co...
This is our MESSIEST episode of ALL TIME. Sydnee is living her best Caucasian life so we're discussing messy lesbians, Despacito dick, contouring your...