Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Welcome to Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the ultimate space for all mums to share their secrets. Whether it’s something silly or serious, this is your anonymous haven to get things off your chest. Because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Join content creator Sophiena and her fabulous co-host Emma Jones, who keeps things lively and uncovers your stories and secrets. To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, find us on other platforms here - https://audioalways.lnk.to/secretmumpodSN and like any good secret tell all your friends about us!If you're interested in sponsorship and advertising in Secret Mum Club, then we'd love to hear from you. Just email sales@audioalways.com and we'll tell you more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Present Hunter

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

A listener shares a cautionary tale about snooping for presents, and why it pays to be very specific when asking for gifts. One mum’s heartfelt update...

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The Musical Beds

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

From co-sleeping and separate bedrooms to toddlers who always end up back in mum’s bed, Soph and Emma reassure one listener that “musical beds” is jus...

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The First Word Fib

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

Soph and Emma are reacting to a listener's sneaky fib to her partner about their baby's first word... which gets them started on whether first words a...

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The Paris Poonami

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

Soph’s just got back from an unforgettable trip to Paris… but not for the reasons you might think! Renley had a full-blown restaurant poonami, while D...

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The School Debate

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Soph and Emma help a listener weigh up the pros and cons of sending their little one to a tiny rural school (with a class dog!) versus a bigger local...

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The Stinky Snack

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

A potty victory turns into a parenting nightmare when one listener’s toddler eats what he shouldn’t. Emma spills the tea in her Secret of the Week, wh...

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The Scalp Mould

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

Sophiena’s secret of the week has us all scratching our heads as she battles what might be scalp mould. Roxanne steps in to help a mum navigate dance-...

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The Poo Catcher

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

Sissy Roxanne is back in the studio! With Emma off moving to Wales, she’s stepping in to help Soph tackle this week’s correspondence featuring more Ch...

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The Bamboo Blender

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

There’s an exciting new addition to the poo knife family in the form of decorative bathroom foliage that leaves Soph and Emma both traumatised and imp...

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The Hickedy-Hups

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Soph’s deep in her coffee era and has come up with a new way to say hiccups. Meanwhile, Emma’s right in the middle of moving house, with Sadie and Jos...

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The Poo Sieve

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

The ladies hear from Alex, who gave her husband a very specific job during her two home births, involving a birthing pool… and a sieve. A little one’s...

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The Roundabout Rage

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

One moment at a roundabout has been forever immortalised by a listener’s toddler, and it’s the cutest thing ever! Plus, the ladies hear from a bunch o...

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The Aisle Birth

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

We asked for your car birth stories and you lot delivered… literally. From lay-bys to supermarket aisles, Soph and Emma react to the most iconic birth...

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The Mat Leave Jumble

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

This week, Sophiena and Emma go international with your messages from the USA and Canada. There’s a beautiful story of a baby boy sending a sign from...

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The TV Critics

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

Soph and Emma are adding a new skill to their repertoire… TV reviewing! While chatting about what they’re watching, Soph opens up about her latest hea...

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The Roadside Delivery

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

The ladies receive some huge news this week as a listener announces the arrival of another Renley! Soph’s dream of being a chicken mum is supercharged...

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The Crèche Clock

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

It’s been a hectic few weeks for Sophiena and Emma, but they’ve put the chaos aside for a quick episode! We hear from a mum with a potty training upda...

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The Grand Unveiling

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

The cat’s out of the bag... we’ve got brand-new artwork! The ladies spill all about how the photoshoot really went, and Emma has a big secret to share...

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The House Move

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

Soph is surrounded by boxes and emotions as the big moving day finally arrives, whilst Emma has been out partying hard. Plus, the correspondence corne...