Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Welcome to Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the ultimate space for all mums to share their secrets. Whether it’s something silly or serious, this is your anonymous haven to get things off your chest. Because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Join content creator Sophiena and her fabulous co-host Emma Jones, who keeps things lively and uncovers your stories and secrets. To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, find us on other platforms here - https://audioalways.lnk.to/secretmumpodSN and like any good secret tell all your friends about us!If you're interested in sponsorship and advertising in Secret Mum Club, then we'd love to hear from you. Just email sales@audioalways.com and we'll tell you more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Tooth Thief

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

There’s a toothnapper on the loose! But it means one mum has an awkward return to make in the school playground. Lots of listeners get in touch after...

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The Birthday Blues

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

Emma gets emotional as JoJo turns four, reflecting on how far he’s come and why this milestone feels extra big. Soph’s put on her detective hat to get...

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The Curtain Confusion

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

The ladies have been keeping a secret, but all is finally revealed… There’s an update from Kelsey on managing her twins’ cot chaos, plus the ladies re...

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The Makeup Disaster

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

Sophiena shares the humbling moment Dottie brutally reviewed her makeup (and didn’t hold back), while Emma navigates birthday party politics at Joseff...

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The Forbidden Foods

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Soph and Emma help a soon-to-be mum struggling with the long list of foods you’re not allowed to eat during pregnancy. Plus, the Correspondence Corner...

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The Sink Sucker

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

Soph and Emma rally around a single mum worrying she’s doing everything wrong, and a listener panicking about the arrival of baby number three. There'...

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The Itchy Legs Baby!

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

The ladies have heard back from the one and only Itchy Legs family with some very exciting news! Soph and Emma marvel at all the baby name inspiration...

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The Midnight Quavers

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

Renley's midnight escape ends in a shocking kitchen discovery, Emma questions whether Joseff needs a hearing test or is simply tuning her out, and one...

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The Fishy Fiasco

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Pepp...

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The Biscuit Choke

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other pa...

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The Talking Toddlers

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one m...

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The Potty Mouth Era

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

There are a few potty-mouthed babies this week, as Soph shares Renley’s new favourite word and a listener reveals their toddler’s hilarious mispronunc...

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Happy 2026!

Episode Date: January 1, 2026

The ladies have popped up to wish us a Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Tupperware Elf

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas, Secret Mum Clubbers! Here’s an extra-special festive treat, featuring terrible cracker jokes, a Christmas Eve baby, and a very naught...

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The Present Hunter

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

A listener shares a cautionary tale about snooping for presents, and why it pays to be very specific when asking for gifts. One mum’s heartfelt update...

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The Musical Beds

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

From co-sleeping and separate bedrooms to toddlers who always end up back in mum’s bed, Soph and Emma reassure one listener that “musical beds” is jus...

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The First Word Fib

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

Soph and Emma are reacting to a listener's sneaky fib to her partner about their baby's first word... which gets them started on whether first words a...

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The Paris Poonami

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

Soph’s just got back from an unforgettable trip to Paris… but not for the reasons you might think! Renley had a full-blown restaurant poonami, while D...

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The School Debate

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Soph and Emma help a listener weigh up the pros and cons of sending their little one to a tiny rural school (with a class dog!) versus a bigger local...