Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Welcome to Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the ultimate space for all mums to share their secrets. Whether it’s something silly or serious, this is your anonymous haven to get things off your chest. Because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Join content creator Sophiena and her fabulous co-host Emma Jones, who keeps things lively and uncovers your stories and secrets. To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, find us on other platforms here - https://audioalways.lnk.to/secretmumpodSN and like any good secret tell all your friends about us!If you're interested in sponsorship and advertising in Secret Mum Club, then we'd love to hear from you. Just email sales@audioalways.com and we'll tell you more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Mum Bruh

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

Soph discovers she’s not the only “mum bruh” after one listener reveals her son has upgraded her from “mum” to full teenage slang. A listener also sha...

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The Soft Play Rescue

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

Soph's coming to terms with Renley starting preschool after Easter, and Emma admits she might officially be a Type B school mum after nearly missing a...

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The Fart Fart

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

A toddler has been causing chaos at nursery when an innocent “fart fart” turns into something much worse. Plus, Soph shares an update on Dottie’s dysl...

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The Dummy Ditch

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

Soph’s celebrating a big milestone as Renley turns two, and ditches the dummy overnight! Plus, a listener shares an important insight into feeding str...

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The No-Go Names

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

There are baby name lists… and then there are no-go name lists, especially for one listener whose surname causes quite a stir! Soph and Emma also hear...

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The Teatime Titties

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

Soph is in full party-planning mode for Renley’s birthday, while Emma plays hostess with the mostess for the weekend. Both ladies find themselves deal...

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The Me-Time Moments

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

Soph and Emma are LIVIN’ as they kick off the Mother’s Day celebrations with a little help from Hotel Chocolat, and their famous Velvetiser, plus a dr...

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The Chocolate Condom

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

A chocolate mix-up causes absolute chaos this week, as one listener mistakes something very unexpected for a sweet treat. Soph and Emma also tackle sc...

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The Stinky Bus

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

We’re getting down with the trumpets as one mum is outed by her little one in the middle of a bus! There’s a lovely follow-up from a mum who shared he...

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The Hard Conversations

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Soph’s had a tough week, navigating Dottie’s parents’ evening and Colby’s struggles at football. Meanwhile, Joseff has some big questions for Emma abo...

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The Tooth Thief

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

There’s a toothnapper on the loose! But it means one mum has an awkward return to make in the school playground. Lots of listeners get in touch after...

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The Birthday Blues

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

Emma gets emotional as JoJo turns four, reflecting on how far he’s come and why this milestone feels extra big. Soph’s put on her detective hat to get...

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The Curtain Confusion

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

The ladies have been keeping a secret, but all is finally revealed… There’s an update from Kelsey on managing her twins’ cot chaos, plus the ladies re...

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The Makeup Disaster

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

Sophiena shares the humbling moment Dottie brutally reviewed her makeup (and didn’t hold back), while Emma navigates birthday party politics at Joseff...

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The Forbidden Foods

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Soph and Emma help a soon-to-be mum struggling with the long list of foods you’re not allowed to eat during pregnancy. Plus, the Correspondence Corner...

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The Sink Sucker

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

Soph and Emma rally around a single mum worrying she’s doing everything wrong, and a listener panicking about the arrival of baby number three. There'...

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The Itchy Legs Baby!

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

The ladies have heard back from the one and only Itchy Legs family with some very exciting news! Soph and Emma marvel at all the baby name inspiration...