Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Titanic Test

Episode Date: December 10, 2023

I SWEAR - THIS TEST COULD SOLVE ANY INTERPERSONAL ISSUE. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

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White at a Wedding

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

The highly anticipated EVENT OF THE YEAR is HERE!!!! Love you!!!!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon...

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Ryan's Three Ways

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

Surprsingly NOT a threesome. LOVE YOU!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan o...

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Clam to Fame

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

THIS TITLE IS NOT A TYPO.... Beware the clam 🐚 Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

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Socks On A Plane

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

Ryan has found himself in a very WEIRD position - and we chat circumcision. Of course. Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, an...

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Toni Calls The Cops

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Well - I sound like death so we're heading home and will be back Monday. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...

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What Toni Saw On Ryan's Phone

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

Again.... Unexpected. Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagr...

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Weapons Of Maz Destruction

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

I am taking all credit for this fantastic pun. Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fin...

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Facetime In The Bathroom

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Normal or nah... Facetiming on the toilet? Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...

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Spit or Swallow?

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

I mean - it's the age old question. But I swallow BECAUSE I'M A LADY. Love u xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...

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Toni's Been To Hollywood

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

BEEPITY BEEP BEEP BEEP! I'VE BEEN TO HOOOOLLLYWOOOOOD! Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fa...

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Bent Over A BlackJack Table

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

Ryan got caught with his pants down... but his chips UP. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

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TARPers TIE THE KNOT

Episode Date: November 19, 2023

A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING THAT WE MAYBE RUINED. Love you! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group...

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Toni Got Hustled

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

I got hustled in NEW YAWK CITY and my story needs to be heard. Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Fac...

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The Jukebox Of The Family

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

Scams and google maps. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Ins...

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You Love To See It Marathon

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

Mooooore opinions noone asked for! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAn...