Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Comedy

We ❤️ Clit Lit

Episode Date: October 15, 2023

This took a real weird turn and I'm so sorry (nah I'm definitely not) lol LOVE U!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...

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Welcome Toni's Sister

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

My sister, my poon, and my jokes on a plane. LOVE YOU!!! [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon...

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Don't Do This When Naked

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Your best normal or nahs, and Ryan needs some HELP from us. Be a good audience! Haha Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

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All Mums Are Liars

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

Yep - EVEN MINE!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagra...

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JalaPeñis 🌶️

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Ryan saw his Dad somewhere... Unexpected. Also - let's hear it for this fucking episode title, I'm SO proud of it. Love ya!! Toni xo PS (If you've got...

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Teenage Emo Toni

Episode Date: October 8, 2023

NO REGRETS ON BEING EMO OKAY!!! Love u xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAnd...

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AI TAKES TARP

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

The weekend is here - and we can SEE it! Love u xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/T...

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My Family Eats Out

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

NORMAL OR NAH - and... a CELEBRITY AT THE SHOW?! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! F...

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Toni Speak No Americano

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

HOWDY Y'ALL, I'M BECOMING A LOCAL! Plus what the heck is daylight savings and what do we do? Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan...

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Shuck 'N' Suck

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

Confessions (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and Toni at the air...

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Ryan Realises he's Rong

Episode Date: October 1, 2023

Knives out for Netflix! (this will make sense when u listen lol) Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

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The BEST time to have sex

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

We wanna hear your first car tales ❤️ Love u xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toni...

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Ryan's formal complaint

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

I'm not sure if Ryan can come back from this one!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Grou...

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DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

Or maybe... Maybe you should. BUT I DON'T. Love ya!! Toni xoxoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

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A Fanny Holiday

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

SPICY CONFESSIONS and a bit of an oversight from meeeeee. Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

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Pray For Pool Noodle

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

This one reallllly has to be seen to be believed. Plus something weird happened at a cafe that I am yet to recover from. Love u xoxox [USED TO BE VIDE...

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The Problem With America

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

RYAN NAMED THIS EPISODE NOT ME!!! Love from Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #...

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Toni did AN4L

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

There's nothing else I can say (eh eh) love you love from Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

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TONlyFans

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

Yep - you read that pun correctly. Like OnlyFans... But TONlyFans. Get it??????? Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sur...