Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Soy to Sushi Ratio

Episode Date: August 20, 2023

YOU WILL DEFINITELY AGREE I AM USING THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SOY!!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

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Core-gasms and Bus Boners

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

I mean.... where have you gotten off??? Need I say more? Love u x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon a...

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We lost and we're lashing out

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

An early episode for a sad day... we stayed up late to watch the game and record this ep to share our thoughts with you. Congrats to England ❤️ Love u...

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Gadgets in Ryan's bedroom

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

Some confession action (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) and some...

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This episode is... shit

Episode Date: August 13, 2023

This well and truly could be a new low... Will you come back tomorrow? love uCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...

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Public Wank Blanket

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

I saw Barbie and have some thoughts. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...

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Victims of Accidental Boners

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

We've all had it come at us from nowhere, haven't we!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

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Drive By Gaslighting

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

Like I always say - never judge a podcast by the title!! And I've always said that!! Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and mak...

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The Greatest Postie Ever

Episode Date: August 6, 2023

I HAVE TURNED A NEW LEAF!!! Love u! Toni xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniA...

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Multiple On The Go

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

Toni goes ABROAD! Love u! xoxoxo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and ma...

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IT'S SO HARD

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

EVERYTHING IS TOO FUCKING HARD AND WE CAN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

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Dog Sh!t Calamity

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

A CALAMITY HAS OCCURRED AND THERE'S POO EVERYWHERECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #T...

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UnAustalian Behaviour

Episode Date: July 30, 2023

Things that AREN'T illegal but feeeeel like they might be. Love u! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our...

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Jumping on the bandwagon

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

WE'RE ON THE BANDWAGON!!! And we are invited (maybe) to a party (maybe) WHO KNOWS! Love you x [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL...

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You iPhone Horoscope

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Ryan doesn't allow dream chat, but somehow this is fine.... Love ya!!!! Toni xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you...

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The Globe of Death

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

A real inside look into my brain... YA WELCOME! love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...

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BIG TEA

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

Confessions, tea, and a textbook. If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it HERE! LOVE YOU BITCHCheck ou...