Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help. Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.
391 episodes transcribedNicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a...
"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure."Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains...
Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have se...
Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband pr...
"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places". Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole...
Diona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an...
Licensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy,...
Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin,...
Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Bo...
"Please acknowledge your pain."Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feeling...
"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that."Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex...
"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack." Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has th...
"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now."Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movi...
"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'"Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Th...
Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishiz...
"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration."Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiance...
"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time." Erotic fil...
"We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married." From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was...
"When he came, did he go AWOOO?"Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her a...
"I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex"Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to share her...
