Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help. Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.
374 episodes transcribed"If it got leaked - everyone would know that I'm really good at sucking dick." Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas podcast) discuss their experiences with Sc...
"Would I rather live a shorter life where I'm happier, than a long one where I have to work so hard to be healthy? More often than not I choose shorte...
"If he had chest hair, I would've had rug burn. That's all I'm saying."Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) discuss their mutual hate for Cof...
"Every black person I know is in therapy. And if they're not, I encourage them to be."Charla Lauriston (Ghosted, People of Earth) dissects white privi...
Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir) discuss their favorite porn, whether they like to 69, if they would enjoy sucking their own dick, the...
"Guys go on Raya just to see how famous of a person they can match with."Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart (This Might Get Weird podcast) discuss their go-...
"Go out into the world with confidence, not desperation."Can crystals and candles help with your love life? Liza Treyger (stand-up, Horace and Pete) j...
"A fun thing that I like to do is when kissing someone, is to open my eyes to see what their face looks like."Matt Ingebretson (Corporate) talks all a...
"There's nothing I love more than a slutty wedding vibe"Naomi Ekperigin (Broad City) shares her experience dating on Craigslist, why every couple shou...
Nicole met Skyler through Tinder, and they turned out to be eskimo sisters. Things got weird in their relationship real fast when Nicole began dating...
Periods suck. Toni Charline (UCB) joins Nicole to share all their embarrassing period-related stories. From their first tampon applications, to gettin...
Trixie Mattel (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars Season 3) discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an "It's Complicated" rela...
Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he's received on dates, and how...
"Good role-playing is just bad improv"Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat me...
Dr. Chris Donaghue (Host of Loveline, sex and relationship therapist) provides Nicole with an honest assessment why she may be single. He provides her...
Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today's episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho (Disjointed) con...
"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment"Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking....
"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet" Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to...
"He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend."Lisa Hanawalt...
"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt."Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros...
