A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
381 episodes transcribedHow will I tell my children that these podcasters were not cats? Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-to...
Wow, we finally did it y'all. We proved that evolution isn't real and Darwin is a false prophet. Time to praise the Oklahoma Peanut Princess instead!...
Christine is pregnant!!!! But more importantly, Alex is on Tinder. Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
Xylophone A N D Y Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/be...
In our humble but honorable opinions, it's about time ski resorts start serving nachos. PERIDOT. Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/col...
Interested in Jared Leto and Marky Mark's nipples? This is the episode for you! Oh wait, wrong type of pasties... Check out our new poster! https://st...
Not sure if Christine's casket story is something I need to talk to the police about or not... Please advise. Check out our new poster! https://store....
This week we talk about the latest flash in the satanic panic. His name is Montero and he worships pentagons or pentagrams or something. Enjoy the art...
Catch us in Spotify's new playlist: Podcasts brought down by Scientology. Hopefully we can still make it as minions at a megachurch! Check out our new...
We're reading reviews sent in by you! To send your favorite reviews in, write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us" Check o...
If you don't pray to the tabernacle of Betsy or Fish Fry Daddy, then what're you doing with your life? Probably poppin' pillies and listening to Tupac...
To anyone who wants to buy the rights to Boris' Yelp account for their dissertation, please get in touch. Oh and FBI, you're welcome for finding the Z...
Christine is throwing stinging bites at reviewers while Alex wonders where you were all conceived. Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/c...
The demonic Foghorn Leghorn rises from his coffin after 30 hours of eating cockroaches. Bert and Ernie quake in fear. Check out our new poster! https:...
This episode will have you believing in love and God. We hope it makes you ripple ;) Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/bea...
A lot is resting on this wiener. Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at...
We almost titled this episode "The Girl Scouts Trip to the Slaughterhouse." Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sa...
We're reading reviews sent in by you! Including possibly our least favorite review of all time... #FrozenHaters #IHateFrozen To send your favorite rev...
Warning: atheists and jugglers ahead. Don't say the town crier didn't warn you... Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-...
I would not buy this for my cat. I would not buy this for my hat. I do not like it, Sam I am. Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collec...
