A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
366 episodes transcribedChristine finally admits she wouldn't fly to Maine to teach a child about the birds and the bees. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: ht...
While Xandy was busy browsing our subreddit, Christine went down a rabbit hole of misery. Enjoy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: htt...
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Someone PLEASE erect a statue of Xandy... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
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This week we learn that Christine and Xandy should never be in a cockpit together. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dft...
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Christine found another forum to explore, which means Xandy is one step closer to quitting the podcast... Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com...
Picture if you will a podcast, where, believe it or not, they discuss big honkers. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-...
We're here for more bible analysis. With maybe a review or two sprinkled in... Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sand...
The footnote to Christine's life is her pending patent for a new form of animated candy dispenser. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collec...
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