A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
381 episodes transcribedYou know what they say... Whatever can't kill you is a terrible product. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Che...
What is a lighthouse if not a house with a light on it? Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your War...
You can tell we're handling the holidays well when we're wishing you a Happy New Year over a week early... Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventu...
Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench. Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@...
Want to join the sisterhood of the traveling poopy pants? Listen to the episode to find out how! Check out our Instagram for holiday pine cone ideas:...
Ding dong! Check out our Instagram to see how our Christmas Tree shopping went: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merc...
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Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftb...
This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stu...
Go see pics of Xandy at The Transit Museum: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/coll...
Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach...
If you look up in the night sky, you just may see the siblings Schiefer flying by. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dft...
Between talks of foreplay and vacuums, this episode really sucks. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-w...
Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-w...
Christine is one step closer to her final form: White Mist. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beac...
Christine finally admits she wouldn't fly to Maine to teach a child about the birds and the bees. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: ht...
While Xandy was busy browsing our subreddit, Christine went down a rabbit hole of misery. Enjoy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: htt...
Don't forget to wear goggles if you approach Xandy in public! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet S...
Someone PLEASE erect a statue of Xandy... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
We apologize for the bummer parade we're about to take you on... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections...
