Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
153 episodes transcribedAHHHHHH!!! THREE YEARS ALREADY?! You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for all the support over the last few years. Hopefully you enjoy thi...
What position did you play?! Let's talk about that, the implications of having one arm that's an entire foot longer than your other arm, lone...
IT'S SIMPLE. DO YOU WANT A GUN AND DRY TOES, OR NO GUN AND WET TOES?! Let's talk about that, how much would it cost to have a peacock as a pe...
If your car was stolen from your driveway and you just happen to find the exact same car you had stolen posted for sale online 70 miles away....
What would you do if you were babysitting, the kid you're babysitting asked you to check under the bed for monsters, then when you do check t...
Is there anything more romantic than having some sloppy anal sex next a pile of used heroine needles? Let's talk about that, how fun it would...
A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's t...
Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the...
If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avo...
If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black ma...
When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfec...
Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit c...
Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have t...
We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered,...
Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row...
Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong ge...
Nomination for "Best Friend" of the year: He tricks into getting a sex change and then threatens to kill your dad if you don't marry him! Let...
How would you react if you had some wild, spontaneous sex with your partner while out drinking on the town... only to find out the next morni...
We learn a new life lesson today everyone! If you have a severe nut allergy, don't let someone nut inside you because if that someone ate nut...
Would you ruin someone's life anonymously in order to avoid embarrassing yourself in front of over 120 million people? Let's talk about that,...
