Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
153 episodes transcribedIf every time you climaxed someone relate to you magically appeared in your room, would you still masturbate? Let's talk about that, robot ca...
How much do you love fruit? What if fruit could talk and tell you cool little secrets? Would you spend the next year of your life listening t...
If you came across a dead body that was recently struck by a train... and the leg was now free-range... would you take a bite of it? Let's ta...
We all gotta go someday... but if you were able to choose how you die I highly doubt it would involve chickens pecking food out of your mouth...
There's nothing quite like taking the family out to dinner and the booth next to you is funneling margaritas into their assholes. Let's talk...
Bryan wants to give Joe a rimjob. Joe definitely didn't write this episode description. Bryan can't read. Let's talk about that, splashing pi...
Can you imagine running out to warn others of an incoming storm... and then getting struck by lightning?! Let's talk about that, getting way...
Would you like to round-up to 9 butters today? Don't worry... if that made sense to you before hearing today's episode, that would be extra c...
What's the most amount of money you have ever blown on a carnival game? Could you imagine that number being YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS?! Let's...
Have you ever hired someone to do some work around the house and it appears they cut every corner possible along the way? Let's talk about th...
Wowowowowowowowow! Come have some fun with us as we celebrate the two year anniversary of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle...
No matter how old or wise we get, we are never safe from doing some idiotic shit. Let's talk about that, accidentally giving a millionaire a...
What would your response be if you caught some random dude fingering your car on your security camera? Let's talk about that, farting your pe...
Joe's family was hit with some heartbreaking news this week...*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end...
WHAAAAAAAAAT?! 100 Episodes is an amazing milestone and we couldn't have done it without your support! As you would probably expect, this epi...
Have you ever been proper bird watching? Are you currently a bird watcher? Did you know that it's officially called birding? Did you also kno...
There's a lot of situations one wouldn't want to be in when an earthquake randomly hits... but being in the middle of getting a vasectomy see...
What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off...
Bryan pooped in his bed. I know you are all extremely shocked to hear this news. Let's talk about that, almost breaking into the wrong house,...
Imagine two rival gangs facing off in an alley. The hatred they have for each other has been stewing for a little over 35 years and FINALLY.....
