Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
188 episodes transcribedIs there anything more romantic than having some sloppy anal sex next a pile of used heroine needles? Let's talk about that, how fun it would...
A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's t...
Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the...
If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avo...
If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black ma...
When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfec...
Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit c...
Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have t...
We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered,...
Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row...
Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong ge...
Nomination for "Best Friend" of the year: He tricks into getting a sex change and then threatens to kill your dad if you don't marry him! Let...
How would you react if you had some wild, spontaneous sex with your partner while out drinking on the town... only to find out the next morni...
We learn a new life lesson today everyone! If you have a severe nut allergy, don't let someone nut inside you because if that someone ate nut...
Would you ruin someone's life anonymously in order to avoid embarrassing yourself in front of over 120 million people? Let's talk about that,...
How many porn searches does it take to make "enema" the top searched term for an entire state in 2024?! Let's talk about that, forgetting you...
Is there anything worse than making a clever joke, someone doesn't get it, then you have to spend the next few minutes explaining why the jok...
You know when you're out in public and you can easily tell someone is going to be a problem? Well, Joe had an experience in a Verizon store h...
Are you a fan of musicals? What if you had to basically live inside one for the rest of your life? Let's talk about that, the nicest airline...
Would you pay someone money to call you 'bro' online? How about steal from your family and drain your entire life savings to get someone to c...
