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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

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cup face

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ...

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carwashes plz calm down

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ...

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100m dash of ppl u hate

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ...

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fingertips in the freezer

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ...

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eat crust or die

Episode Date: August 18, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ...

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eating your contacts

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ...

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me in jail

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw ๐Ÿ”น๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;) on...

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creepy coaches

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw ๐Ÿ”น๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;) th...

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helping people move

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

โ†’ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw โ†’ ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ & ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„! On this shot Ben anonymously goe...

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things you wish you knew

Episode Date: July 15, 2021

this week Bennie talks about the things you wish you knew when you were younger (หกโฑแตแต‰ สณแต‰แตƒหกโฑแถปโฑโฟแต สธแต’แต˜'สณแต‰ แต‡โฑหขแต‰หฃแต˜แตƒหก แดฎแดฑแถ แดผแดฟแดฑ สธแต’แต˜ แตแต‰แต— แตแตƒสณสณโฑแต‰แตˆ๐Ÿ‘€) he...

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cone tiddies

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

๐ŸšจOG ESPRESSO๐Ÿšจ Ben has Barstool's @JoeyMulinaro on the pod to discuss the Spress question of the week: biggest mistakes you've made but didn...

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rules you grew up with

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

This week Ben breaks down the fam's weird rules you grew up with (หกโฑแตแต‰ สทสณโฑแต—โฑโฟแต แตƒ แต–แตƒแต–แต‰สณ แตƒแต‡แต’แต˜แต— แต—สฐแต‰ แต—สฐโฑโฟแต สธแต’แต˜ แตแต’แต— โฑโฟ แต—สณแต’แต˜แต‡หกแต‰ แถ แต’สณ) He gets expose...

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life hacks

Episode Date: June 1, 2021

MERCH IS SHIPPING OUT THIS WEEK On this shot Ben goes through the fam's Life Hacks that no one else knows about (หกโฑแตแต‰ สทแตƒหขสฐโฑโฟแต สธแต’แต˜สณ แถœแตƒสณ โฑโฟ แต—สฐ...

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worst words & phrases

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

MERCH AVAILABLE UNTIL MONDAY: https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop SHOW IN INDY THIS FRIDAY: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35867/performance/10691328...

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everyday super power

Episode Date: May 20, 2021

AYO ESPRESSHOES! on this shot Ben dives into the Fam's everyday super powers (หกโฑแตแต‰ แถ หกแต‰หฃโฑโฟแต สธแต’แต˜สณ แตƒแต‡หข ยนโฐโฐ% แต’แถ  แต—สฐแต‰ แตˆแตƒสธ) same, whoops. He talks a...

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dumbest wish

Episode Date: May 13, 2021

This week Ben has TiKTok e-boy @LiamPineiro and comedian @RayHensleyComedy on the pod to breakdown the Fam's weirdest wishes (หกโฑแตแต‰ สฐแตƒแต›โฑโฟแต หขแต‰หฃ...

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craziest shit you did at work

Episode Date: May 5, 2021

FAM! the question of the week is what's the craziest thing you've ever done at work and not told anyone about (หกโฑแตแต‰ แตƒหกแตแต’หขแต— แต‡แต’แตˆสธ หขหกแตƒแตแตโฑโฟแต แตƒ แต‡แตƒ...

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things that should be illegal

Episode Date: April 28, 2021

mmhahHAha this week ben asks the fam if they were president what's something irrelevant they would make illegal ( หกโฑแตแต‰ หขแตƒสธโฑโฟแต "แถœสฐแต‰แต‰สณหข" สทโฑแต—สฐ หข...