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most toxic thing you've done

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

๐”๐๐‚๐Ž๐Œ๐ˆ๐๐† ๐’๐‡๐Ž๐–๐’: Helium Comedy Club Thursday 4-13-22 @ 7:15pm โ†“ https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/170587 ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ...

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shameful addictions

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

๐”๐๐‚๐Ž๐Œ๐ˆ๐๐† ๐’๐‡๐Ž๐–๐’: Orlando Improv (Side Room) Saturday 4-9-22 @ 7pm https://tinyurl.com/2p8ze7re ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง...

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shit you shouldn't say out loud

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

๐Ÿคฎ โ†“๐–๐‡๐Ž'๐’ ๐๐”๐˜๐ˆ๐ ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐’? (๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ข๐) ๐Ÿคฎ https://youtu.be/q1adpevNLzs ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) h...

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crazy virginity stories

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

๐Ÿคฎ โ†“๐–๐‡๐Ž'๐’ ๐๐”๐˜๐ˆ๐ ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐’? (๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ข๐) ๐Ÿคฎ https://youtu.be/q1adpevNLzs ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) h...

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weird celebrity encounters

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐†๐„๐“ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐Œ๐„๐‘๐‚๐‡!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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worst names

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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the fart queen

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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Joe Dombrowski โ€ผ๏ธ

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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i'm the bulls logo

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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Joey Mulinaro โ€ผ๏ธ

Episode Date: February 10, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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the most romantic man

Episode Date: February 3, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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Hannah Berner โ€ผ๏ธ

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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what's your irrational fearโ“

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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what's your biggest Lโ“

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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craziest NYE stories

Episode Date: January 6, 2022

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† 4 ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ...

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opinions that trigger people

Episode Date: December 30, 2021

๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿงข โ†“ buy some shit ;) influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzi ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™ ...

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gifts u want for xmas but can't ask for

Episode Date: December 22, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ...

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what's your personal conspiracy?

Episode Date: December 16, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ...

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things you do that should be illegal

Episode Date: December 9, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ...

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what's your toxic trait?

Episode Date: December 2, 2021

๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ...