Welcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We're here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing fbuddiespodcast@gmail.com!
382 episodes transcribedPlease, for the love of God, if you listen to ANY of our advice: do not put soil inside you. It's dirt. It's literal dirt. Topics include abandonme...
Before you marry that man you literally just met, please know that you have our full and enthusiastic support to divorce him.
Happy 2026! Dain promises he won't make any bold statements about this year considering how last year went with... you know. Everything. Topics inc...
I honestly can't remember what Dragon Pouch means or how we got there and I'm holidays, so you can't make me figure it out.
Studies have been done by all the top science research places: blue balls are an entirely made up thing. Don't try to argue with us, argue with SCIEN...
Dain's New Year's Resolution is to stop suggesting that performing Mortal Kombat fatalities is a solution to your problems. Topics include dude, wher...
It's time to throw the "Let Them" Theory into the trash where it belongs and start taking life, and your relationships, by the reins with a very simpl...
If you're not going to drop at least $1.2 MILLION dollars on me PER DATE, I'm going to doubt your commitment. Topics include how to hunt down your se...
This week's episode is a little shorter than usual due to technical difficulties and Dain being bad at math. Topics include missing the giant hint, g...
It's time once again to beg at the Altar of Beast in order to be thrown just enough scraps to continue our meager existence. Topics include a beastly...
Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns especially if you're a big city woman who's too focused on her career to find love. Topics include post s...
You know that feeling when you hear a song and then you make that whole song your personality for awhile? Maybe be a little more discerning with what...
Better start wearing a raincoat whenever you see me out in public because when I'm holding a hand... NOBODY IS SAFE. Topics include how to be mysteri...
Don't you hate it when your stupid kid just exists and totally blows up your spot? Topics include pirate re-population, sex inhibiting breast size, a...
There is nothing sex about a Ziploc bag... UNLESS it's one of those ones with the slidey-closer thing. Those ones are HOT. Topics include oral hygie...
Niall is on vacation this week, so we're digging into the Patreon vaults to treat you to a little movie review of the unhinged teen romance movie My F...
There are a few exceptions to the rule and one of them is always if it's A Walk to Remember situation. Topics include contractually obligated angry s...
Lock and load has never been a more gross turn of phrase. Topics include the clean vs dirty debate, if he wanted to: he would, recording your dates f...
Unfortunately, Dr. Goon is all booked up for appointments for the next month. I can refer you to another Penis MD, if you'd like. Topics include dat...
This week we go off script and give you dating advice based on the grim things we've seen as bartenders and servers.
