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Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.

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384: The Roommate Switch

Episode Date: May 27, 2019

In this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself.Come hang out with us in Chicago on Jun...

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383: Ticklish Vagina

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

In this episode we discuss laughing during sex, new tools, and a Twitter draft so good, it's worth a Golden Mic award.Still some tickets left...

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381: Game of Thrones

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

In this episode we discuss hot bosses, motorcycle uncles, and phone numbers. Then Jake gives out this episodes Golden Mic and Turdy awards.Co...

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380: The Psychopath

Episode Date: April 29, 2019

In this episode we discuss overthinking pillow talk, underthinking bootie calls, and Jake's newest award.Come see us live in Chicago on June...

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379: Golden Mic

Episode Date: April 22, 2019

In this episode we discuss blurry vision, self-defense, and Jake's newest creation: General Cleanliness.Support the Golden Mic Winner (Jake)...

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378: Sing Along

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

In this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK.HeadGum Live! Is coming to Chicago on June 14-16. Come hang w...

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376: Skinny Condom

Episode Date: April 1, 2019

In this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...

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371: Power Move

Episode Date: February 25, 2019

In this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on soc...

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370: Meth Boyfriend

Episode Date: February 18, 2019

In this episode we discuss Denmark, Cupid, and of course... hooks. Tickets still available to our show in Washington DC on March 9! Come on o...

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369: Long Underwear

Episode Date: February 11, 2019

In this episode we discuss being pissed off, and getting pissed on. Plus a follow-up pup from an angry girlfriend!For more If I Were You chec...

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367: Nephew's Haircut

Episode Date: January 28, 2019

In this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives.For more If I Were You, check out our Patreon page!See Privacy Policy at https...