Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toni Needs Support

Episode Date: February 9, 2025

I JUST NEED SOME SUPPORT OKAY!!!!!!!! Love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...

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The Worst IKEA Hack Ever

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ikea hacks that might not actually be hacks tbh lol LOVEEEEE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!! Toni xoCheck out o...

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Post Dental Dairy

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

Normal or nah, but also, what did Ryan DO? Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!&nbsp...

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Damaged But Doable

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

AREN'T WE ALL!!!!! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on In...

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Grandpa's Spicy Secret

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

Some junk mail and some more junk mail LOVE U!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...

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LIVE from Toni's Couch!

Episode Date: February 2, 2025

WE'RE HOT, WE'RE SWEATY, WE'RE HOME FROM THE CRICKET! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

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Horrible Haircut Regrets

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] This surprise was ALL TIME And you will NOT see it coming hahahaha love ya xxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patr...

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Condom In A Pillowcase

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

I can tell you what I WOULDN'T use as a condom!!! hahahhaa love u Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...

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Toni Has Scraped Meta Data

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

I AM A SCIENTIFIC WOMAN OF TECHNOLOGY!!!!! LOVE U Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Fi...

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Farts in Jars for Cash

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

Been thinking of starting a side hustle???? Love yaCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! F...

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Spiders vs Australians

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] We have a WARNING from Australia!! Love ya xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make su...

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Wide Slots and Thick Cuts

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

I, TONI LODGE, HAVE A GREAT STORY ABOUT A TOASTER!!! love ya xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceboo...

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A Six Pronged Podcast

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

HOW MANY FUCKING PRONGS?!?!?! Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...

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A TARPer In Hollywood

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

A CONFESSION from HOOLLLYYYWOOOODDDDDDD!!! Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!&nbs...

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American Toni

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

THE TONI WE DIDN'T KNOW WE NEEDED!!!!! Also you can do the pizza quiz here lol love u Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure...

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LinkedIn and in the Bedroom

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

THE GRAND RETURN OF THINGS YOU CAN SAY AND ALSO IN THE BEDROOM!!!!!! Love ya!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you j...