93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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See ya at the Border Bash!

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

Originally Aired October 8, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea in studio. Got turnt? Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your horse told you...

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Road Boner

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

Originally Aired October 7, 2026: Burnt Cheerio. Fire nipple. Everything you've ever wanted to know about too much breast material!  Listen &...

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Shreking Your Brains Out

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

Originally Aired October 6, 2026: Teenage Mutant Ninja Jackass. Who's cooking borscht in here? Everything you've ever wanted to know about searching f...

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Surprise Mace!

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

Originally Aired October 5, 2026: Undefeated Vikings and Wild. Horrifying display outside Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everything you've ever wanted to...

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Put Down the Dildo

Episode Date: October 2, 2026

Originally Aired October 2, 2026: Billy the kid. Ma, the meatloaf! Everything you've ever wanted to know about famous punchable faces.  Listen &a...

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Corn Pouch

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

Originally Aired October 1, 2026: Bear Knuckle Boxing. Special D-livery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a goal-oscopy. Listen &am...

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What Can WE Do for YOU?!

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

Originally Aired September 30, 2026: Hey ChatGPT, am I going to jail? Mile High rub down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my secret friend...

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Empty Suit

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

Originally Aired  September 29, 2026: Your mom is on OnlyFans. Irritable Male Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being JAPENEE...

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Lemon Party

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

Originally Aired  September 28, 2026: Josh's Halloween outfit idea. Bad day to be a crane operator. Everything you've ever wanted to know about s...

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Sneezures

Episode Date: September 25, 2026

Originally Aired  September 25, 2026: MN State Patrol in-studio. Friggin' try-hards. Everything you've ever wanted to know about stupid friggin'...

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Cocainus

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

Originally Aired  September 24, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drunk on a plane. Everything you've ever wanted to know a...

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No Regerts

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

Originally Aired  September 23, 2026: D in a bag! Sex after death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smoking horse flies.  Listen...

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Deadly dutch oven

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

Originally Aired  September 22, 2026: Death by pork sword. Gilmore sluts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Hartford Whalers. ...

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I Got Your Nose!

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

Originally Aired  September 21, 2026: Dating Doctor P. Movie theater mace fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a Mountain Dew relap...

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Exploding Anus

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

Originally Aired  September 18, 2026: Who needs patience, when you have a gun? When you're sliding down the slide and your balls collide. Everyth...

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Mike, Mike

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

Originally Aired  September 16, 2026: You callin' me a dog? Married, not buried. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living right next do...

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651-551-9393

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Originally Aired  September 15, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. You should be embarrassed. Everything you've ever wanted to know ab...

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Beef Slap

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

Originally Aired  September 14, 2026: You can butter my bagel. Josh is building a race car. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reverse O...