Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
140 episodes transcribedOriginally Aired August 7, 2026: International Beer Day. The ocean is none of your business. Everything you wanna know about Josh being a weather ball...
Originally Aired August 6, 2026: 40 year old drawers. Who's hungry for genitals? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most dangerous animal...
Originally Aired August 5, 2026: Little bit of this, little bit of that. When parrots attack. Everything you wanna know about the fart that ended Spid...
Originally Aired August 4, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Jim penis. Everything you wanna know about undercover shrubs. Listen & subscribe to t...
Originally Aired August 3, 2026: Jogger slaughter. Spite spikes. Everything you wanna know about why you shouldn't mess with Jonah Hill. Listen &...
Originally Aired July 31, 2026: Living Legend Wrestling Referee Rob Page in studio. Naded ceiling man. Everything you wanna know about fish sauce.&nbs...
Originally Aired July 30, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The turd that ruled the mosh pit. Everything you wanna know about pu...
Originally Aired July 29, 2026: Those who can't play pool, play darts. 27 sneezes in row. Everything you wanna know about the man from Nantucket. ...
Originally Aired July 28, 2026: Jimothy the Mutant Raccoon. GTA mode. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the dark side of Tin...
Originally Aired July 27, 2026: Dinner with a side of ants. NO LAUGHING IN THE MOVIE THEATER! Everything you wanna know about snake pizza.  ...
Originally Aired July 24, 2026: Welcome to the jungle, we have beefy franks. Hulk VS Hulk. Everything you wanna know about Okilly Dokilly. List...
Originally Aired July 23, 2026: Mime penis is out. Stop yelling at me! Everything you wanna know about getting revenge with a poop backpack. Li...
Originally Aired July 21, 2026: Russian dong-chomper. The Seamen Letters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing the didgeridoo. Listen &...
Originally Aired July 20, 2026: Whose pants are these? KATHAUSEN. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boredom Arson. Listen & subscribe to...
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Originally Aired July 17, 2026: Keep the butt stuff indoors. Trapped in a porta-potty. Everything you wanna know aboutNick's favorite job perks.  ...
Originally Aired July 16, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. 75,000 dollar dog sitter. Everything you wanna know about being star...
Carmen Electralux. Aqua dumps. Everything you wanna know about sleep shaming. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026. See omnystudio.com/liste...
C. Willi Myles in the studio. Stripping for the dead. Everything you wanna know about secondhand breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show orig...
