E217 Taking Matters Into My Own Ass
Episode Date: February 21, 2025The man in your life has decorative throw pillows? Someone cooked here. The girls discuss “the grandmother theory” of evolution, as well as Trump caus...
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281 episodes transcribedThe man in your life has decorative throw pillows? Someone cooked here. The girls discuss “the grandmother theory” of evolution, as well as Trump caus...
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