The Snark Tank

Chris Ray Gun, Tom Sweeny and SomeBlackGuy (that's his name, we swear) are funny people, so let them funny for you.

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#65: Give King Kong a Gun

Episode Date: April 10, 2021

Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles th...

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#64: Jonathan Young

Episode Date: April 2, 2021

This week the boys are joined by YouTube Metal Man, Jonathan Young! His new project "Starship Velociraptor" is out on 4/3/21 but for now, lets nerd ou...

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#63: David Dobrik Ruined!

Episode Date: March 26, 2021

Why is David Dobrik such garbage? Why is Prince Charles so old? Just be young, idiot! Why is the Harley Quinn show good? Was the Snyder Cut worth the...

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#61: Lola Bunny Ruined!

Episode Date: March 12, 2021

Lola Bunny is NO LONGER HOT! Mr Potato Head loses his gender! Dr. Seuss arrested for manslaughter and racism! Why do people give their dogs long names...

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#60: We Hate 4K Rick Astley

Episode Date: February 26, 2021

A food poisoned Chris crashes the party midway through! Blackface clowns, rick roll'd in 4K 60 frames, and what is the worlds framerate? AI voices, de...

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#59: Give Superman a Gun

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

How long would you survive in Mortal Kombat? Pornstar for episode 69? How many of our fans are dead? Why is the Snyder Cut even happening? Are we matu...

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#58: Ass Effect

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

Is BioWare censoring Mass Effect? Will Mortal Kombat Reboot be any good? Chris played KOTOR for the first time, but will he like it? Bloody Roar, Tekk...

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#57: STONKS! (Dark Tank)

Episode Date: February 5, 2021

Chris has aids or possibly tracheal williamsburg disease so Derrick and Sween are here (very late due to illnesses of their own) to give you financial...

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#56: The Batman Debate

Episode Date: January 30, 2021

Today, Sweeny and Chris debate how popular Batman really is! Is the Earth truly flat?! Is Goku better than Superman? Why do tornados tornado? Why can'...

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#55: Meat Canyon

Episode Date: January 22, 2021

It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest fo...

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#54: Derrick Got Banned!

Episode Date: January 15, 2021

The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Ou...

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#53: CallMeConcerned

Episode Date: January 8, 2021

Recorded on January 5th It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to u...

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#52: So Long, 2020

Episode Date: December 31, 2020

Happy New Year! We've decided to bury this disgusting year by focusing on your questions! Worst accents, suicidal dogs, yet more Hades praise, Sweeny...

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#51: Crissmas Angel

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus ch...

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#50: Vaccine Cuisine

Episode Date: December 19, 2020

PornHub purging millions of videos? Could you make the Snark Tank crew cry? How's the water in Flint, Michigan? How exactly does the COVID vaccine wor...

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#49: Cyberpunk is Just Okay?!

Episode Date: December 11, 2020

Cyberpunk, Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, JLO, roach infestations, The Witcher 3, etc! Does Subway make you a pedophile? Game of the Year? BioWare is...

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#47: Untitled Nightmare

Episode Date: November 27, 2020

This is a rollercoaster and a nightmare. Derrick awakens his inner sexist pervert? Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather? Normies milking OnlyFans for sex wor...

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#46: ... The Results

Episode Date: November 20, 2020

The aftermath of the election! How'd it go? The next generation consoles are here but do they suck? Are Danny Phantom's powers practical? What flavor...