Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
753 episodes transcribedTommy trimmed his beard and in doing so lost 40 pounds! Was it all hair or does he have an incurable disease? He thinks he knows and Tina doesn't agre...
If you feel something in your shorts and it feels like you should go to the bathroom, you probably should. Thankfully, we have audio of someone who di...
Drink Mountain Dew before bed! A riveting Dental Update from Tom - buckle up you will be shocked. Kamala Devi revelations (our favorite Poly-Bi couple...
Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's f...
Do you jerk your meats in public? Only if you work late night at a gas station. But don't do it if you are surrounded by glass. John Cranley update -...
Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry. We have a new system in place for bodily noises and ackno...
Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair an...
Have you ever wanted a man goo shampoo? Well now you can hear what that sounds like! DJ Poly-Bi scratches some cool new jams. The jeans discuss car fa...
JEANS ARE ON AGAIN! What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course! Tommy had a bla...
Oh Meowmy, we got sidetracked by life this week, but we still wear them high for you. In this episode you get to wear your classic jeans and find the...
Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you. Our new poly, bi lifes...
Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you. Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of yo...
JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin eve...
Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here! Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F...
Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery. We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the...
Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked...
Who's the Babe Ruth of porn? What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication? Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor? These...
You know what I'm saying, we went to Crate And Barrel and really enjoyed all that they have to offer. It's not just a wonderland of white people thing...
Your Mom's have been busy, yo. Sorry, Jeans. Sometimes your mothers are out doing so much they have to delay doing what they love most - the Momcast....
Pull your Cuban jeans up over your head and get ready to lose your mind. We have the REAL Gloria Estefan on this episode and she is nothing short of e...
