Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
159 episodes transcribedIs it just a 90's kid thing or is something wrong with us? But every time we imagine something spinning we can't help but think about the God...
We all know the ol' tin can and string telephone trick, yeah? What if that was your only form of communication regardless of the distance? Le...
Sometimes someone's name just fits who they are and what they do, right? So when you find out what Patches Magickbeans did... you'll have tha...
When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENE...
Did you know that there's a bunch of people out there showing up to airports thinking their Costco card is an acceptable form of ID? That's s...
Half marathon? Hard. Full marathon? Very Hard. Ultra Marathon? Insanely hard. Ultra marathon while breastfeeding a baby and still managing to...
AHHHHHH!!! THREE YEARS ALREADY?! You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for all the support over the last few years. Hopefully you enjoy thi...
What position did you play?! Let's talk about that, the implications of having one arm that's an entire foot longer than your other arm, lone...
IT'S SIMPLE. DO YOU WANT A GUN AND DRY TOES, OR NO GUN AND WET TOES?! Let's talk about that, how much would it cost to have a peacock as a pe...
If your car was stolen from your driveway and you just happen to find the exact same car you had stolen posted for sale online 70 miles away....
What would you do if you were babysitting, the kid you're babysitting asked you to check under the bed for monsters, then when you do check t...
Is there anything more romantic than having some sloppy anal sex next a pile of used heroine needles? Let's talk about that, how fun it would...
A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's t...
Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the...
If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avo...
If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black ma...
When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfec...
Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit c...
Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have t...
We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered,...
