Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
193 episodes transcribedQuick question for the ladies. Would you bang Mr. Clean? Yes, the cleaning company mascot. Let's talk about that, Bryan rewriting his entire...
You all know that Bryan went to Mexico for his annual family vacation... but did you know he was in the exact location that all that shit wen...
Although not legal in the slightest, breaking into your place of employment after hours to make and sell pizza for a little extra coin isn't...
Do you know what gooning is? Yeah you do... you little slut. *bites lip* Let's talk about that, how sexy birds can be with a human ass, anoth...
Can you even imagine how good it would feel to get released from a prison, get your shit together, then end up BUYING THE SAME PRISON YOU WER...
Have you ever been in a situation that required you to tackle an old man in order to retrieve a license plate to avoid going to jail? Us eith...
Have you ever wondered what a snoring hummingbird sounds like? No? Well, I bet you are now! Let's talk about that, how common actually still...
*Jason (495651) in prison, we read your letter!*Why does every piece of tech these days feel like they NEED to have some sort of reward syste...
Call us old fashioned, but the words "good father" don't usually belong in the same sentence as "threw an infant across the room into the bed...
We all get a little annoyed when guests overstay their welcome for one reason or another. Now, imagine if you had someone over and they didn'...
We can understand stealing expensive things like diamonds, watches, jewelry... but a ton of lobster?! Let's talk about that, wrapping your ki...
For the most part, going to church is a pretty chill experience. And most definitely not high up on the list of places you'd expect to get ki...
Every time I go to upload the episode this week, I get an error. So I'm sick of rewriting a witty episode description. If this ends up being...
When you have a late-night hunger craving, sometimes it's hard to suppress it. But if that craving ends up causing a felony level of damage i...
AI has the power to do a lot of good for the planet... but doesn't it feel like we can all agree that implementing AI into kid toys at this s...
We have all been in intense arguments over something stupid. However, those arguments don't usually end in gunfire over how many eggs a chick...
LALALALALALALALA! Whatever. DOOOOOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAAAARE!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of...
Advertising has always been a little out of control, but making people watch ads in order to wipe their ass might be just a bit over the line...
AI is being implemented in all facets of our lives, which is great, unless you're listening to an episode of this podcast. Then it's bad. Let...
Have you ever voted on behalf of your dead mom, got caught, and were forced to write a ten-page essay on what an idiot you are? Would you rat...
