Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
529 episodes transcribedThe hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and rec...
We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Ri...
What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tanna...
Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt:...
Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: M...
What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiU...
Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa. CreditsFlower: Brooke BreitMomo the...
We’re pulling the magical heist of the century. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElro...
Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungB...
Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon.CreditsAr...
The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Ma...
An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clien...
The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rif...
We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrystal the Genie: Lauren LapkusC...
We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for...
Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUs...
After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsido...
After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsido...
Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old.CreditsArnie: Arnie N...
The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems? C...
