Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
529 episodes transcribedThis large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore:...
We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: M...
We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...
It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime...
We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming.CreditsArnie: Arnie Nieka...
It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...
We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.CreditsArnie: Arnie Ni...
The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from A...
Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsido...
A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in...
Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.CreditsArnie: Ar...
Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the r...
I don't know... what if... we did a short one?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: A...
An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator.CreditsAr...
The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and rec...
A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Ga...
Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRocky Coc...
Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for him...
We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Yo...
Krom the warrior is back, but he's been moving up in the world.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKrom the Fingar...
