Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
104 episodes transcribedOriginally Aired March 20, 2026: Dagger tag. Prancercise. Everything you wanna know about crack-lorette. Listen & subscribe to the show on A...
Originally Aired March 17, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. The return of Ashley...and she's high as balls. Everything you've ever wanted to know abou...
Originally Aired March 16, 2026: The return of Thermos Man. Diarrhea....cha cha cha. Everything you ever wanted to know about Medical Wieners. L...
Originally Aired March 6, 2026: Next up, we'll talk about the primaries. Your wife is cheating on you... and it's awesome. Everything you wanna know a...
Originally Aired March 5, 2026: TV shows that NEED to be made into movies. You want your kid to play sports? That'll be 50,000 dollars. Everything you...
Originally Aired March 2, 2026: My micro-penis is smaller than yours! Most popular movie franchises. Everything you wanna know about taser fights. &nb...
Originally Aired February 25, 2026: How to save a (bird's) life. Nuts and nipples. Everything you wanna know about picking up dog poop with your hands...
Originally Aired February 24, 2026: Year of the crack. Global Bartender Day. Everything you wanna know about getting weird with roadkill. Liste...
Originally Aired February 19, 2026: Pickle assault. How you get a DUI while sober. Everything you wanna know about getting "caught" masturbating. List...
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://...
Originally Aired February 13, 2026: They yell, they scream, they throw up on the floor. Rewriting history. Everything you wanna know about your baby d...
Originally Aired February 12, 2026: Mailing your feces. Buzz balls. Everything you wanna know about evil winning in the end. Listen & subscr...
Originally Aired February 11, 2026: Scottish subway milk and cereal duck man. Getting naked at a theme park. Everything you wanna know about deadly ki...
Originally Aired February 9, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Thunder box. Everything you wanna know about giving kids chewable laxatives.  ...
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://...
Originally Aired February 4, 2026: Gassy grandmas. Footloose. Everything you wanna know about key string artillery shells. Listen & subscri...
Originally Aired February 3, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Random celebrity encounters. Everything you wanna know about grandma's cabin. Li...
Originally Aired February 2, 2026: Fight to the death: holiday character edition, ho. Using a blowtorch on gas lines, ho. Everything you wanna know ab...
Originally Aired January 30, 2026: Cheers > Your wife going into labor. Poop boot. Everything you wanna know about the museum of personal failures....
Originally Aired January 28, 2026: The bears are coming for you. This is fine, officer. Everything you wanna know about friction maxing. Listen...
