93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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Pasta La Vista

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

Originally Aired January 28, 2026: The bears are coming for you. This is fine, officer. Everything you wanna know about friction maxing.   Listen...

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Big Kahuna

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

Originally Aired January 22, 2026: You bit my nipple! Is that a fresh cow tooth? Everything you wanna know about wearing a banana suit.   Listen...

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I Am So, So Cereal

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Originally Aired January 21, 2026: Cereal behind the wheel. The uncatchable serial killer elephant. Everything you wanna know about being a Ram-ly man...

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Gun-orrhea

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

Originally Aired January 20, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Fish house mishaps. Everything you wanna know about calling 911 over 150 times.  &...

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("Best Of"): Cold Turkey

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

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Tiny Sin Stick

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

It's alright, it's okay, you can work for us some day. Gaming grandma goes undefeated. Everything you wanna know about National Do Nothing Day. Origin...

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K-Poo-90-Chew

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

Originally Aired January 14, 2026: I'll put three in you. Are you dead? Everything you wanna know about a booger wall.    Listen & subsc...

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Double Dragon

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

Originally Aired January 12, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Lalala I can't hear you. Everything you wanna know about an elephant serial killer...

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Park That Bark

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

Originally Aired January 6, 2026: Six string discount. It's raining turds. Everything you wanna know about unexpected high-paying jobs.  Listen &...

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("Best Of"): Don't... CARE!

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

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We Didn't Start the Fire

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

Originally Aired December 30, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about bing...

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("Best Of"): STD Edition

Episode Date: December 24, 2025

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("Best Of"): Bitch Bricks

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

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("Best Of"): No Snack For You

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

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Gram-Chowder

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

Originally Aired December 19, 2025: MN Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Camel kick. Everything you wanna know about Santa-philes. Listen & subs...

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F The Squirrels

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

Originally Aired December 17, 2025: Water balloon assault. Donkey punch. Everything you wanna know about cottagecore. Listen & subscribe to the sh...

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Human Santapede

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

Originally Aired December 16, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles in-studio. Absolutely NO SPITTING IN THE PARK! Everything you wanna know about getting...