Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
187 episodes transcribedCan you imagine running out to warn others of an incoming storm... and then getting struck by lightning?! Let's talk about that, getting way...
Would you like to round-up to 9 butters today? Don't worry... if that made sense to you before hearing today's episode, that would be extra c...
What's the most amount of money you have ever blown on a carnival game? Could you imagine that number being YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS?! Let's...
Have you ever hired someone to do some work around the house and it appears they cut every corner possible along the way? Let's talk about th...
Wowowowowowowowow! Come have some fun with us as we celebrate the two year anniversary of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle...
No matter how old or wise we get, we are never safe from doing some idiotic shit. Let's talk about that, accidentally giving a millionaire a...
What would your response be if you caught some random dude fingering your car on your security camera? Let's talk about that, farting your pe...
Joe's family was hit with some heartbreaking news this week...*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end...
WHAAAAAAAAAT?! 100 Episodes is an amazing milestone and we couldn't have done it without your support! As you would probably expect, this epi...
Have you ever been proper bird watching? Are you currently a bird watcher? Did you know that it's officially called birding? Did you also kno...
There's a lot of situations one wouldn't want to be in when an earthquake randomly hits... but being in the middle of getting a vasectomy see...
What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off...
Bryan pooped in his bed. I know you are all extremely shocked to hear this news. Let's talk about that, almost breaking into the wrong house,...
Imagine two rival gangs facing off in an alley. The hatred they have for each other has been stewing for a little over 35 years and FINALLY.....
Imagine bringing a newborn baby to a rave... and then getting upset when everyone else around you wasn't super supportive about you bringing...
Pro Tip: If the success of your murder plot pivots on having a large python eat one of your intended targets, you should probably rethink you...
Imagine being trapped in a warehouse with a bunch of murderous Stephen Hawkings going 15 mph. The sound of their evil laugh alone is enough t...
Have you ever been just driving down the road and decided to throw an entire bag of fast food trash out the window? WHO DOES THAT?! Let's tal...
If you were sitting on a nearly million dollar insurance payout, would you venture out to your town's annual Christmas tree throwing contest...
Have you ever been so drunk that your friends ditch you at home so you decide to sit in the shower and end up flooding the entire house where...
