Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
153 episodes transcribedCan you imagine trying to order some juice in a foreign country and then the next second you're surrounded by police because your translation...
Everybody loves getting those random spam tests around election time, but what if they started sending you pictures of your kids and threaten...
What would the world look like today if we could go out for dinner and then just pay with a beaver pelt when the check came? Let's talk about...
Picture the scariest, top-tier haunted house... now imagine forcing an already scared Chihuahua to go through it with you! haha... man, what...
Pro Tip: If you find yourself attending an 'end of life party' for a friend, do not ask to take a sip of their life ending cocktail just to s...
Does the thought of watching someone rub cake in their armpits turn you on? How about the thought of standing naked in the kitchen and pourin...
Do you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were n...
Exploring the wild west with Lewis and Clark would have been pretty sweet... IF you had an off-road, motorized Lazy-E-Boy recliner! Let's tal...
If you were turned into an egg for one year, who would you trust to keep you safe in order to win a million dollars? Let's talk about that, g...
Remember that one time you were taking a dump and your girlfriend's younger brother came into the bathroom, didn't know you were in there, an...
Maybe we're just uninformed about the topic... but it seems like metal detectors should be able to detect an entire gun being hidden inside s...
Have you ever been driving by someone's house, thought they had a nice porch, and then decided to just take their entire porch home with you?...
How funny is the world going to look when everyone is aloud to own and operate their own jetpacks? Let's talk about that, leaving your family...
Joe might have accidentally ruined some poor stranger's life in an airport on his way back from vacation. The world may never know. Let's tal...
Have you ever wished you had a birdhouse made out of soap that you could smash your penis inside of while taking a shower? YOU HAVE?! Us too....
How would you react if you came home from work to find your dog chewing on the leg of a vintage Barbie doll? Let's talk about that, how good...
If you filled an entire swimming pool with used condoms, would you sink to the bottom or just kinda sit on top? Let's talk about that, having...
How annoying is it when people stop to chat in the middle of a busy walkway, clogging everything up for everyone? Bryan get's super fired up....
What would you do if you were robbed at gunpoint... but then the robber made you friend request him on Facebook because you were too pretty t...
Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Le...
