Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
153 episodes transcribedImagine bringing a newborn baby to a rave... and then getting upset when everyone else around you wasn't super supportive about you bringing...
Pro Tip: If the success of your murder plot pivots on having a large python eat one of your intended targets, you should probably rethink you...
Imagine being trapped in a warehouse with a bunch of murderous Stephen Hawkings going 15 mph. The sound of their evil laugh alone is enough t...
Have you ever been just driving down the road and decided to throw an entire bag of fast food trash out the window? WHO DOES THAT?! Let's tal...
If you were sitting on a nearly million dollar insurance payout, would you venture out to your town's annual Christmas tree throwing contest...
Have you ever been so drunk that your friends ditch you at home so you decide to sit in the shower and end up flooding the entire house where...
Have you ever been forced to pay for a service you never intended to get in the first place? Was that service giant balloon hats for you and...
What type of jobs could you realistically have if all your fingers were superglued together on each hand? Parade waver? Ice cream scooper? Do...
Why isn't there a store on the planet where it's socially acceptable to just yell out the item you can't locate? Why must we wondering around...
Did you know that we used to have mouse traps that were loaded with gunpowder and would literally blast mice in the face? Let's talk about th...
If you were going on a swimming with sharks expedition and the guy giving you the safety briefing was missing a fair amount of limbs... would...
Can you imagine ordering an Uber and some dude named Jebadiah rolls up in a covered wagon, ready to take you and your friends downtown? Let's...
Have you ever come across a bathroom attendant while out and about at a fancy bar or restaurant? Have you ever thought about how funny it wou...
Does it drive you insane when someone doesn't finish common household tasks completely? Let's talk about that, not knowing that you had a pai...
Remember that time you searched for 'dick sex' on PornHub? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Let's talk about that, using an AI chatbot to catfish an old...
Have you ever been to a Christmas party that ended with everyone watching your boss plow his wife in front of everybody and vomit in your fav...
Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen w...
Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an...
Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how...
Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider sa...
