Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
188 episodes transcribedIf you're ever in some financial trouble, just promise us you won't hire a friend to dress up in a bear costume and destroy your luxury vehic...
Remember that time you accidentally ordered over $600 in f*cking pizza? No? Just Joe? Let's talk about that, tasing an old lady because she w...
Who hasn't done some drunk shopping on Amazon, amirite? But have you ever accidentally spent $25,000 when you thought you were spending $250?...
If there's ever a perfect time to unintentionally blast the podcast out of your car door for a random polygamist woman to hear... it's when B...
Let us walk you through an alternative universe... where you are doing back-alley deals with local sperm banks in order to fill a bucket full...
It's hard to imagine surviving a fall from 100 feet, let alone surviving a fall from 650 feet into a volcano! Let's talk about that, a doctor...
Remember that time you were sitting at home with your family and the robot vacuum started screaming racial slurs at everyone? It has happened...
Imagine finding something worth $100 million, not knowing what it's worth, then just putting it under your bed for a decade as you continue o...
Have you ever been so high on mushrooms that you decided it was a good idea to cut your dick off with an axe? Let's talk about that, how many...
A little piece of advice. When strolling through an animal sanctuary, please refrain from grabbing a chicken from its nest and chucking it in...
Imagine it's a beautiful Sunday morning... you're at your favorite local coffee shop, looking out the window, and thinking about the great da...
Sometimes it's not enough to simply jam a vegetable up your butthole. Sometimes you need to find a way to get a stranger's motor vehicle invo...
What would your reaction be if you were a firefighter and after saving a kid that was stuck in a swing, someone snuck up and stole your Jaws...
How pissed would you be if you spent MONTHS looking for your family member that the hospital told you checked herself out... only to later fi...
Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catc...
If every time you climaxed someone relate to you magically appeared in your room, would you still masturbate? Let's talk about that, robot ca...
How much do you love fruit? What if fruit could talk and tell you cool little secrets? Would you spend the next year of your life listening t...
If you came across a dead body that was recently struck by a train... and the leg was now free-range... would you take a bite of it? Let's ta...
We all gotta go someday... but if you were able to choose how you die I highly doubt it would involve chickens pecking food out of your mouth...
There's nothing quite like taking the family out to dinner and the booth next to you is funneling margaritas into their assholes. Let's talk...
