Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
187 episodes transcribedHave you ever been forced to pay for a service you never intended to get in the first place? Was that service giant balloon hats for you and...
What type of jobs could you realistically have if all your fingers were superglued together on each hand? Parade waver? Ice cream scooper? Do...
Why isn't there a store on the planet where it's socially acceptable to just yell out the item you can't locate? Why must we wondering around...
Did you know that we used to have mouse traps that were loaded with gunpowder and would literally blast mice in the face? Let's talk about th...
If you were going on a swimming with sharks expedition and the guy giving you the safety briefing was missing a fair amount of limbs... would...
Can you imagine ordering an Uber and some dude named Jebadiah rolls up in a covered wagon, ready to take you and your friends downtown? Let's...
Have you ever come across a bathroom attendant while out and about at a fancy bar or restaurant? Have you ever thought about how funny it wou...
Does it drive you insane when someone doesn't finish common household tasks completely? Let's talk about that, not knowing that you had a pai...
Remember that time you searched for 'dick sex' on PornHub? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Let's talk about that, using an AI chatbot to catfish an old...
Have you ever been to a Christmas party that ended with everyone watching your boss plow his wife in front of everybody and vomit in your fav...
Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen w...
Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an...
Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how...
Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider sa...
Can you imagine trying to order some juice in a foreign country and then the next second you're surrounded by police because your translation...
Everybody loves getting those random spam tests around election time, but what if they started sending you pictures of your kids and threaten...
What would the world look like today if we could go out for dinner and then just pay with a beaver pelt when the check came? Let's talk about...
Picture the scariest, top-tier haunted house... now imagine forcing an already scared Chihuahua to go through it with you! haha... man, what...
Pro Tip: If you find yourself attending an 'end of life party' for a friend, do not ask to take a sip of their life ending cocktail just to s...
Does the thought of watching someone rub cake in their armpits turn you on? How about the thought of standing naked in the kitchen and pourin...
