Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
153 episodes transcribedHave you ever been put in charge of bringing something on a trip and then completely f**king it up beyond comprehension? Joe did. Let's talk...
Wooooooooooooah Nelly! That was easily the most insane lap around the sun of our lives, but we are so grateful to have made the journey with...
What would your reaction be if you took a bite out of a hotdog and found a gram of cocaine just chillin' in the bun? Let's talk about that, n...
There's dumb... and then there's following your GPS into the ocean dumb. Let's talk about that, how awkward yard sales can be, people smashin...
Have you ever thought about how goofy hot air balloons are... and can you imagine if we used them as a main form of transportation? Let's tal...
How many times can your partner set the microwave on fire before you just end up leaving? Let's talk about that, switching seats with your do...
If your dying partner requested to have sex with an ex one last time before they passed away, how would you handle that situation? Ask to wat...
Pre-ripped jeans isn't a new concept by any means, but how much would you be willing to spend on a pair if the rips were created by lions?! L...
Remember that time you had sex with an old friend, then your girlfriend, then your fiend's sister in the back of your girlfriend's car... all...
How much fun would it be if local businesses were allowed to rent out hotel rooms and turn that hotel into some neat little mall? Let's talk...
If you were a middle school student and your teacher was organizing a Fight Club in her classroom during school hours... would you be able to...
If you had to get a QR code tattooed above your genitals, what would it link people to when they scanned it? Let's talk about that, teaching...
Who was the first person to look at a wild horse and be all like, "Imma climb on it." Let's talk about that, a plumber falling asleep in your...
When going on a date with someone new, what would you consider a good gift idea? Flowers? Chocolate? A dead animal you just shot earlier that...
Have you ever dreamed of having antisemitic slurs yelled at you by some dude dressed up as Elmo? If yes, we have some great news! Let's talk...
Have you ever pondered how extremely important font choice is when getting a tattoo? Gang tattoos would look pretty goofy in Wingdings. Let's...
Remember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press...
What would you do if you were cleaning a hotel room and came across a bunch of cocaine? Take it? Call the police? Let's talk about that, flyi...
What would your reaction be if you stumbled across a romantic novel that was using your face on the cover without you knowing? Let's talk abo...
Remember that time your wife left town for a fun vacation and you randomly decided to buy a Tesla without talking to her about it? Bryan does...
