Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
187 episodes transcribedHave you ever stopped and truly thought about how creepy the concept of Santa really is?! It's insane. Let's talk about that, getting pubes s...
Can you imagine reaching a stage in your life where you're totally cool with unplugging someone's oxygen breathing machine because the noise...
What's the deal with fingerless gloves? Do you want your hands to be warm OR NOT?! Let's talk about that, a lady getting away with straight u...
What would you do if your doctor informed you that you're going to die, but then hired a barbershop quartet to explain all the details? Let's...
Did you think you could clinch your butthole hard enough around some anal beds to stop yourself from falling to your death? Let's talk about...
When's the last time your girlfriend's mom invited you to suck whipped cream off her toes? Never? Right. Let's talk about that, having to fli...
What would you do if you woke up one day, looked outside, and someone had set up an entire yard sale in your lawn selling none of your items?...
How frustrating would it be to call 911 and have to navigate robotic menu options in order to get the help you need? haha let's talk about th...
This is the only time of the year you get to potentially see Yoshi beating the crap out of a vampire. And there's something special about tha...
Remember that one time you were showing your friend pictures of your car on your phone but he kept scrolling and then unknowingly called you...
Imagine a world full of food delivery robots... however, they always fall over and scream for "HELP!" all day long. Sounds so peaceful. Let's...
Remember that time you accidentally packed your super illegal switchblade into your backpack and attempted to go through airport security? Wh...
Have you ever wondered if cavemen used smoke signals to make booty calls? Let's talk about that, some dirty secrets from listeners with our f...
Remember that time you were lost in the Colorado wilderness and a helicopter crew that was out looking for you almost didn't stop because the...
The real question here is can you return a wedding dress you accidentally buried your grandma in? Let's talk about that, sending your semen t...
There are so many useless options on appliances around your home! And the more you think about it, the crazier it gets! Let's talk about that...
What would you do if you came back inside only to find a stranger pointing a gun at you and forcing you to make a sandwich? Let's talk about...
Everybody remembers that one guy who brought his leaf blower to the movie theatre, right? No? Let's talk about that, squishing cheese out of...
Have you ever had a neighbor trap your pet and then proceed to have it completely relocated to a different city? Let's talk about that, punch...
Holy heck! We just had one of the most insane three weeks of our lives! Joe hit the self-destruction button and landed himself in the ER, and...
