Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
153 episodes transcribedWhat would you do if you hired professional movers who straight up quit after getting your couch wedged in the stairwell? Let's talk about th...
Is there any amount of money you would accept in exchange for having birds constantly try to land on you? Let's talk about that, Bryan's dad...
Can you ride a unicycle? If yes, would you consider riding it over 1,800 miles along the entire eastern seaboard?! Let's talk about that, fis...
How mad do you get when playing video games online? Ever thrown you controller off a balcony into the street? haha... let's talk about that,...
What if you found out the person that had been cyberbullying you and your friends for YEARS was actually your own mother?! Let's talk about t...
Last episode of 2022, coming in HOT! Let's talk about that, having flaccid teeth that only get hard when you're hungry, getting cum on your a...
Have you ever stopped and truly thought about how creepy the concept of Santa really is?! It's insane. Let's talk about that, getting pubes s...
Can you imagine reaching a stage in your life where you're totally cool with unplugging someone's oxygen breathing machine because the noise...
What's the deal with fingerless gloves? Do you want your hands to be warm OR NOT?! Let's talk about that, a lady getting away with straight u...
What would you do if your doctor informed you that you're going to die, but then hired a barbershop quartet to explain all the details? Let's...
Did you think you could clinch your butthole hard enough around some anal beds to stop yourself from falling to your death? Let's talk about...
When's the last time your girlfriend's mom invited you to suck whipped cream off her toes? Never? Right. Let's talk about that, having to fli...
What would you do if you woke up one day, looked outside, and someone had set up an entire yard sale in your lawn selling none of your items?...
How frustrating would it be to call 911 and have to navigate robotic menu options in order to get the help you need? haha let's talk about th...
This is the only time of the year you get to potentially see Yoshi beating the crap out of a vampire. And there's something special about tha...
Remember that one time you were showing your friend pictures of your car on your phone but he kept scrolling and then unknowingly called you...
Imagine a world full of food delivery robots... however, they always fall over and scream for "HELP!" all day long. Sounds so peaceful. Let's...
Remember that time you accidentally packed your super illegal switchblade into your backpack and attempted to go through airport security? Wh...
Have you ever wondered if cavemen used smoke signals to make booty calls? Let's talk about that, some dirty secrets from listeners with our f...
Remember that time you were lost in the Colorado wilderness and a helicopter crew that was out looking for you almost didn't stop because the...
