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Episode Date: March 8, 2023Remember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press...
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
157 episodes transcribedRemember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press...
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Remember that one time you were showing your friend pictures of your car on your phone but he kept scrolling and then unknowingly called you...