Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
187 episodes transcribedDo you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were n...
Exploring the wild west with Lewis and Clark would have been pretty sweet... IF you had an off-road, motorized Lazy-E-Boy recliner! Let's tal...
If you were turned into an egg for one year, who would you trust to keep you safe in order to win a million dollars? Let's talk about that, g...
Remember that one time you were taking a dump and your girlfriend's younger brother came into the bathroom, didn't know you were in there, an...
Maybe we're just uninformed about the topic... but it seems like metal detectors should be able to detect an entire gun being hidden inside s...
Have you ever been driving by someone's house, thought they had a nice porch, and then decided to just take their entire porch home with you?...
How funny is the world going to look when everyone is aloud to own and operate their own jetpacks? Let's talk about that, leaving your family...
Joe might have accidentally ruined some poor stranger's life in an airport on his way back from vacation. The world may never know. Let's tal...
Have you ever wished you had a birdhouse made out of soap that you could smash your penis inside of while taking a shower? YOU HAVE?! Us too....
How would you react if you came home from work to find your dog chewing on the leg of a vintage Barbie doll? Let's talk about that, how good...
If you filled an entire swimming pool with used condoms, would you sink to the bottom or just kinda sit on top? Let's talk about that, having...
How annoying is it when people stop to chat in the middle of a busy walkway, clogging everything up for everyone? Bryan get's super fired up....
What would you do if you were robbed at gunpoint... but then the robber made you friend request him on Facebook because you were too pretty t...
Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Le...
Have you ever been put in charge of bringing something on a trip and then completely f**king it up beyond comprehension? Joe did. Let's talk...
Wooooooooooooah Nelly! That was easily the most insane lap around the sun of our lives, but we are so grateful to have made the journey with...
What would your reaction be if you took a bite out of a hotdog and found a gram of cocaine just chillin' in the bun? Let's talk about that, n...
There's dumb... and then there's following your GPS into the ocean dumb. Let's talk about that, how awkward yard sales can be, people smashin...
Have you ever thought about how goofy hot air balloons are... and can you imagine if we used them as a main form of transportation? Let's tal...
How many times can your partner set the microwave on fire before you just end up leaving? Let's talk about that, switching seats with your do...
