Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
187 episodes transcribedIf your dying partner requested to have sex with an ex one last time before they passed away, how would you handle that situation? Ask to wat...
Pre-ripped jeans isn't a new concept by any means, but how much would you be willing to spend on a pair if the rips were created by lions?! L...
Remember that time you had sex with an old friend, then your girlfriend, then your fiend's sister in the back of your girlfriend's car... all...
How much fun would it be if local businesses were allowed to rent out hotel rooms and turn that hotel into some neat little mall? Let's talk...
If you were a middle school student and your teacher was organizing a Fight Club in her classroom during school hours... would you be able to...
If you had to get a QR code tattooed above your genitals, what would it link people to when they scanned it? Let's talk about that, teaching...
Who was the first person to look at a wild horse and be all like, "Imma climb on it." Let's talk about that, a plumber falling asleep in your...
When going on a date with someone new, what would you consider a good gift idea? Flowers? Chocolate? A dead animal you just shot earlier that...
Have you ever dreamed of having antisemitic slurs yelled at you by some dude dressed up as Elmo? If yes, we have some great news! Let's talk...
Have you ever pondered how extremely important font choice is when getting a tattoo? Gang tattoos would look pretty goofy in Wingdings. Let's...
Remember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press...
What would you do if you were cleaning a hotel room and came across a bunch of cocaine? Take it? Call the police? Let's talk about that, flyi...
What would your reaction be if you stumbled across a romantic novel that was using your face on the cover without you knowing? Let's talk abo...
Remember that time your wife left town for a fun vacation and you randomly decided to buy a Tesla without talking to her about it? Bryan does...
What would you do if you hired professional movers who straight up quit after getting your couch wedged in the stairwell? Let's talk about th...
Is there any amount of money you would accept in exchange for having birds constantly try to land on you? Let's talk about that, Bryan's dad...
Can you ride a unicycle? If yes, would you consider riding it over 1,800 miles along the entire eastern seaboard?! Let's talk about that, fis...
How mad do you get when playing video games online? Ever thrown you controller off a balcony into the street? haha... let's talk about that,...
What if you found out the person that had been cyberbullying you and your friends for YEARS was actually your own mother?! Let's talk about t...
Last episode of 2022, coming in HOT! Let's talk about that, having flaccid teeth that only get hard when you're hungry, getting cum on your a...
