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Episode Date: September 14, 2022The real question here is can you return a wedding dress you accidentally buried your grandma in? Let's talk about that, sending your semen t...
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
153 episodes transcribedThe real question here is can you return a wedding dress you accidentally buried your grandma in? Let's talk about that, sending your semen t...
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